# To mouthbreather on our first wedding anniversary... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 25, 2004, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-mouthbreather-on-our-first-wedding-anniversary/271052 "2004-10-25T14:46:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![gooti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/eb8c5e/32.png) [@gooti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gooti)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-mouthbreather-on-our-first-wedding-anniversary/271052/1 "2004-10-25T14:46:54Z")
My Dearest David, They say the first year of marriage is the hardest, but, in our case, I think “they” are wrong. For me, the past year has been the most joyous experience I could ever have imagined. You are my best friend and confidante, always there with a hug and a smile when things get rough. I love the way you’re always able to make me laugh even when I’m trying to put on my best pout. 😛 My heart still skips a beat whenever I look into those beautiful eyes of yours and my love for you grows stronger each day. Happy Anniversary, baby. Just as I did when we took our vows one year ago today, I’m looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you and I will always strive to be the wife that a wonderful man like you deserves. I love you, Tina ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-mouthbreather-on-our-first-wedding-anniversary/271052/2 "2004-10-25T14:51:55Z")
Happy anniversary. And many more. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-mouthbreather-on-our-first-wedding-anniversary/271052/3 "2004-10-25T15:05:55Z")
Congrats! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-mouthbreather-on-our-first-wedding-anniversary/271052/4 "2004-10-25T15:12:23Z")
Aw. That’s so sweet. Happy anniversary, gooti and mouthbreather. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-mouthbreather-on-our-first-wedding-anniversary/271052/5 "2004-10-25T16:42:56Z")
Aw, shucks. :o _big hugs to **gooti** and **mouthbreather** _ _flings confetti all around_ ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-mouthbreather-on-our-first-wedding-anniversary/271052/6 "2004-10-25T16:43:46Z")
awww, shucks. :o Thanks, you just made my day. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-mouthbreather-on-our-first-wedding-anniversary/271052/7 "2004-10-25T16:54:22Z")
Oh good grief. Get a room! Seriously, that was so sweet 🙂 Congrats, you two. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-mouthbreather-on-our-first-wedding-anniversary/271052/8 "2004-10-25T17:33:39Z")
Aww, happy anniversary you two. BTW **mouthbreather** , I’m running away with the fantasy league this year, and with your departure there’s no one left to stop me. Mwahahaha! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Archergal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Archergal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archergal)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-mouthbreather-on-our-first-wedding-anniversary/271052/9 "2004-10-25T18:52:22Z")
Happy happy anniversary to a wonderful couple! Yay marriage! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-mouthbreather-on-our-first-wedding-anniversary/271052/10 "2004-10-25T20:14:45Z")
A very nice post. You both seem lucky. Wishing you a happy anniversary and joy and luck in your future life together. ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-mouthbreather-on-our-first-wedding-anniversary/271052/11 "2004-10-25T20:33:35Z")
Congrats to you both. This made me “awwwwwwwwww” out loud. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-mouthbreather-on-our-first-wedding-anniversary/271052/12 "2004-10-25T21:53:09Z")
I opened this thinking it would be a rant about someone’s new spouse and all the little things that annoy them (you’re a mouthbreather!). Then I remembered we have a poster by that name. Heh. Congrats, you two. ---
**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-mouthbreather-on-our-first-wedding-anniversary/271052/13 "2004-10-26T00:08:10Z")
aaaaaaaawwwwwwwww. Happy Anniversary 🙂