# To my beloved husband, Airman Doors, on his birthday... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 31, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864 "2004-01-31T03:01:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864/1 "2004-01-31T03:01:47Z")
Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! You look like a monkey… And you smell like one too! 😃 I love you, Dave… 🙂 Robin ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864/2 "2004-01-31T03:12:57Z")
(spank!) (in a friendly, joking-about-your-birthday, not a flirtatious-and-homoerotic, sense) (not that there’s anything wrong with that) ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864/3 "2004-01-31T03:41:47Z")
Happy B’day, Dave! Tripler “How old are you now, how old are you now. . .” ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864/4 "2004-01-31T03:45:43Z")
Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864/5 "2004-01-31T04:20:43Z")
I’m 28. And I don’t smell like a monkey. God am I getting old. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864/6 "2004-01-31T04:34:28Z")
28? Old? Honey, you still qualify as a whippersnapper at 28~! Have a wonderful birthday. Based on the OP, you have a wonderful bride to adore and a young’n to spoil. Ain’t life grand? ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864/7 "2004-01-31T04:41:32Z")
A happy birthday from a Robyn downunder as well. And 28 is just the start of the downhill slide. . . . . . . . . . . See ya at 29!! Cheers Airman. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864/8 "2004-01-31T04:44:26Z")
Happy Birthday, Dave! ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864/9 "2004-01-31T04:56:32Z")
**Airman** is one of my favorite dopers. Good on ye for making it this far! ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864/10 "2004-01-31T07:30:22Z")
“For he’s a jolly good fellow…” **Airman** , have a good one. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![agiantdwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8c91f0/32.png) [@agiantdwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agiantdwarf)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864/11 "2004-01-31T08:41:26Z")
> [@Airman Doors](#): > > I’m 28. My suspicion that you are my math teacher has been destroyed. Darn. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864/12 "2004-01-31T10:38:58Z")
Hey, cool… my birthday was yesterday too. Happy birthday, man. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864/13 "2004-01-31T13:13:53Z")
And birthday good wishes to you, Dave. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864/14 "2004-01-31T13:26:25Z")
Happy Birthday! twicks, who’s old enough to be your mother. 28? geez, my heart bleeds. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864/15 "2004-01-31T14:49:39Z")
Yeah, I’m old enough to be your mother too! So let’s not have any sassing here! Happy B-day, kid! ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864/16 "2004-01-31T15:24:35Z")
Happy late birthday! I’m still wrapping my mind around the concept of being 28, which I will be in March. NOOOOOOO! I can’t be more than twelve! ---
**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864/17 "2004-01-31T15:36:17Z")
That’s the cutest, most endearing post I’ve seen at SDMB so far. Just wonderful. Thanks for making my morning. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864/18 "2004-01-31T18:19:47Z")
Hope you had a Happy Birthday!! ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864/19 "2004-01-31T19:55:27Z")
Belated Happy Birthday, Doors! ---
**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864/20 "2004-01-31T20:07:26Z")
happy Birthday! I hope it was a good one! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-beloved-husband-airman-doors-on-his-birthday/226864.md?page=2)