# to my friends at the straight dope **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 4, 2000, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038 "2000-12-04T23:33:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Righteous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Righteous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Righteous)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038/1 "2000-12-04T23:33:52Z")
OK you bastards I was going to mess around with you some more but I guess I won’t have time these days because of schoolwork. This trolling was a blast! Too bad I screwed up in a few places (that shift key thing was a big mistake) but I’ll do better next time. Just wanted to let you know I had fun yanking your chains. To those suckers that attempted to be nice to me - eat my shitty shorts! Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet. In the meantime fuck you all, dipshits. 😛 😛 😛 BTW some of you motherfuckers have a real hostility problem. Get a sense of humour for crying out loud! I had to laugh at some of those posts but it’s sad in a way that you have to insult someone that doesn’t think like you do. Maybe you should get a life and go outside breathe some fresh air once in a while. And the moderators here are a right bunch of bastards. Not one of them to support me. All you mods suck big donkey dicks. sincerely, the poster formerly known as bruce (like I would tell you my real name, assholes) ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038/2 "2000-12-04T23:37:41Z")
Oh your just toooo cooool. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038/3 "2000-12-04T23:39:15Z")
> [@](#): > > To those suckers that attempted to be nice to me - eat my shitty shorts! Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet. In the meantime fuck you all, dipshits. Awwwww…they’re so cute at that age! ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038/4 "2000-12-04T23:40:12Z")
So what are we supposed to do now? Throw up our hands and cry, “Oh golly! Righteous is the cleverest little scamp ever to vomit all over our boards! Time to go cower in fear lest he come back and “troll” us some more!” Puh-lease. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038/5 "2000-12-04T23:41:46Z")
My motto is “Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.” Think you surprised anyone, dumbshit? I’m only surprised that you outed yourself so soon. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038/6 "2000-12-04T23:52:59Z")
:rolleyes: I am soo frigging impressed ! :rolleyes: What a dickweed Where the hell is Byz when I need her to help me curse properly ? And people wonder why we don’t always greet every new poster with flowers and candy ! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038/7 "2000-12-04T23:53:55Z")
> [@](#): > > BTW some of you motherfuckers have a real hostility problem. Pot, there’s a call for you on line one. It’s Kettle. Bye, Righteous. It’s been rather pointless knowing you. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038/8 "2000-12-04T23:54:16Z")
Righteous, let me suggest to you that you would certainly find more enjoyment in posting to a message board if you were an honest participant. You can find entertainment and much good information at the SDMB without having to make up an online persona, and if you did so I guarantee that the experience would be more rewarding. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038/9 "2000-12-04T23:55:38Z")
The scary thing is, there are people like Righteous was acting…and they aren’t just trolling. Since you will likely be banned soon, Righteous Fuck Head, let me wish a sincere, hearty, good riddens. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038/10 "2000-12-04T23:57:20Z")
So let’s see… [ul][li]To the posters who were nice to you, a hearty “eat my shitty shorts”[/li][li]To the posters who were hostile, a hearty “motherfuckers”[/ul][/li]How very droll. A no-win situation for us, it would appear.:rolleyes: If we gave a shit, that is. Yes, you’ve certainly proved your intellectual superiority. So log off like a good little boy now and go back to watching TV. You’re going to miss the end of _Pokemon_. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038/11 "2000-12-05T00:00:15Z")
Well said, Arnold. And ya know, your game would have had a much greater effect if you had simply kept on as “Righteous” or just faded away. We’d be left with the impression that “Bruce” was a really scary and misguided person. Instead, you’ve left us with the idea that you have no life or avenues for entertainment. You could have won. Instead, most everyone here thinks you’re a sad little boy. Try participating next time. You’ll get much more out of it. ---
**Author:** ![Righteous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Righteous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Righteous)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038/12 "2000-12-05T00:00:24Z")
Oh, I feel so loved! 😛 Thanks for the mash notes suckers. BTW, how many of you guys are fat? I’m betting all of you. Here’s a hint - exercise is good for you. BoS - yes, it’s a lose-lose situation for you guys but what do you expect for a group of fucking losers. Oh, BTW Arnold - why don’t you unclench you buttcheeks and remove that rod you’ve got stuck up your ass. You must be one uptight sonuvabitch. ---
**Author:** ![Righteous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Righteous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Righteous)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038/13 "2000-12-05T00:01:58Z")
andros - stop kissing moderator butt before you get a disease. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038/14 "2000-12-05T00:02:55Z")
> [@](#): > > BTW, how many of you guys are fat? I’m betting all of you. Here’s a hint - exercise is good for you. Hi, Mark. How’s things? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038/15 "2000-12-05T00:03:56Z")
Oh good lord…WE’RE not the ones sitting on our asses all day TROLLING… You know, now that he’s come out as a Troll, this is even more fun. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038/16 "2000-12-05T00:09:45Z")
Here’s a lollipop, brucie. Ever so clever, I’m sure… now go back to working on your multiplication tables. Sixth grade must be so taxing… ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038/17 "2000-12-05T00:13:10Z")
Oh this is too good, can we had a Mod ruling on exactly which troll/sockpuppet we are dealing with. ( I would like it to be noted by the mods and admins that I did not hunt this troll. It threw itself on my sword ) Oh and MrTroll, we believe people because most of us are honest people . And we are proud of that. You wouldn’t make a good pimple on my ass, you wouldn’t even make a good pimple on a worm’s ass. ---
**Author:** ![el\_mono](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ea666f/32.png) [@el\_mono](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/el_mono)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038/18 "2000-12-05T00:14:37Z")
I remember when I had my first beer. (With apologies to Steve Martin) ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038/19 "2000-12-05T00:19:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Righteous \* > **BoS - yes, it’s a lose-lose situation for you guys but what do you expect for a group of fucking losers.** High praise indeed from someone so pathetic he gets a stiffy by trolling a message board. You’re certainly a winner in my book:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038/20 "2000-12-05T00:29:20Z")
Hm. I don’t think I ever noticed either Righteous or Bruce or whoever he is before just now. To say that he’s insignificant might be giving him too much credit. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-friends-at-the-straight-dope/44038.md?page=2)