# To My fucking ex, I hope your balls fall off, or divorce part 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 12, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894 "2003-03-12T18:28:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Deadly\_Nightlight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Deadly\_Nightlight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadly_Nightlight)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894/1 "2003-03-12T18:28:27Z")
As some of you may have read, a while ago I had a pit thread about my divorce. well i found out some wonderfeul info today. For the past TWO FUCKING Years he has been seeing someone else, and had a baby with her. WHILE I WAS FUCKING BEING INJECTED with FUCKING HORMONES and having IUI’s and fucking being stuck with needles and trying to have a baby because thats what he wanted HE WAS WITH FUCKING someone else. WHILE I waited HOME night after night, He was out with HER. Now they are getting married. He lied to me right up until the end. Well I hope his fucking balls fall off. I hope gnats infest his nostrils. I hope He falls off his fucking ship, And I hope the fucking admiral of the ship or whatever they have on carriers pushes him. I hope That all the pain and suffering he caused me comes back to him two fold. I lost 100 lbs for him because he wanted a wife he could be proud of, I followed him to the remotest god forsaken part of the country. I really hope what goes around comes around, and when it comes around for him I hope it takes his penis with it. ---
**Author:** ![hyperjes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@hyperjes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hyperjes)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894/2 "2003-03-12T18:40:17Z")
Wow. I’m really sorry, **Deadly**. That’s awful. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894/3 "2003-03-12T18:49:40Z")
:eek: That’s terrible! I cannot believe you went through all that just to find out he had a baby with someone else! Seriously, that is truly horrendous. No one deserves to be treated that way. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894/4 "2003-03-12T19:09:09Z")
**Deadly** , I am with you. May what he has done to you come back to him tenfold. And believe me, it will. No one that evil will get away with it. Big hugs, sweetie. That is some _serious_ fuckin’ bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894/5 "2003-03-12T19:11:58Z")
Pretty damn despicable behaviour. When his balls roll off the carrier flight deck and get caught in the massive propeller backwash behind, I doubt if anybody around will ever even notice. Cept him. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894/6 "2003-03-12T19:39:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Deadly Nightlight \* > \*\* > I really hope what goes around comes around, and when it comes around for him I hope it takes his penis with it. \*\* Thanks for making me snort Earl Grey tea through my nose. Feel sorry for her and the baby, and start your revenge…living well. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894/7 "2003-03-12T19:44:29Z")
Ouch. That sucks. I don’t know what else to say. That sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894/8 "2003-03-12T19:58:06Z")
What a complete and utter asshole. I suggestfinding every little thing that reminds you of him and burning it. Always works for me. ---
**Author:** ![Tinkertoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f19dbf/32.png) [@Tinkertoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinkertoy)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894/9 "2003-03-12T20:03:15Z")
Just remember that soon it will be her waiting at home night after night wondering who he’s with. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894/10 "2003-03-12T20:04:28Z")
What a shitter! You have my sympathies – but not as much as he does. After all, you’re at least done living with him and putting up with his shit. He’ll never be. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894/11 "2003-03-12T20:06:25Z")
OH MY GOSH. What a horrible human being. OH MY GOSH. I am so sorry. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894/12 "2003-03-12T20:32:44Z")
What a fucker! I’m glad you’re divorced from him, but it sucks that you’re in a godforsaken area of the country now. Are you stuck there, or can you go back to where you came from? Assuming you want to, that is. ---
**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894/13 "2003-03-12T20:35:01Z")
What an asshole. I’m sorry **Deadly** , noone deserves that sort of bullshit. Well, at least the danger of his genes spreading is slightly less than what it was ☹ I wish you, as an innocent, hadn’t been so hurt by it. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894/14 "2003-03-12T21:13:00Z")
Just be soooo glad you didn’t have a baby with that fucker. ---
**Author:** ![Siemsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Siemsi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siemsi)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894/15 "2003-03-12T21:31:52Z")
((((((Hugs))))))))))))))) I’m so sorry. As someone who’s done IUI’s and injectables, bad Karma will come for your ex. Guaranteed. What comes around goes around. Again, I’m so sorry. That sucks the big one. As Indygrrl said, be glad you did not procreate with that ##\*#($. ---
**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894/16 "2003-03-12T21:48:38Z")
Yep. An asshole of the 1st degree. Sounds quite a lot like my ex. He said no kids. Then I find out that he was messin’ around with a woman who was expecting his kid. Just pissed me off. Can’t even describe how much. Sorry you’re hurtin’. It sucks, but you can now live a better life and learn how to be happy again. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894/17 "2003-03-12T21:58:41Z")
Yikes. I’m sorry you had to go through this. I’m even sorrier for the poor kid – at least never have to see this shithead ever again. And thank your lucky stars you didn’t have his baby. What an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894/18 "2003-03-13T00:16:13Z")
You mean your husband had a baby with another woman, saw her for two years and you never suspected a thing? Not ever? How in the world did he manage that? Good for him. Let him marry her. Like it was said before, she’ll be the one waiting for him to come home at night. People basically don’t change. Live a good life and know that you are better off without him. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894/19 "2003-03-13T00:24:53Z")
What a shitbag, I hope you get over this and meet someone that deserves you. ---
**Author:** ![papergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/aca169/32.png) [@papergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/papergirl)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894/20 "2003-03-13T02:02:15Z")
I know it’s hard to believe right now, because I was in a similar situation, but it’s the truth: A year from now, you’ll be thanking your lucky stars you got out, and he’ll be living out his miserable lifestyle with some other unlucky woman. I will never forget the day I walked onto my ex-husband’s deck, looked at the yard full of beautiful blooming jonquils–the ones we had planted when I was pregnant, when it was still _our_ yard–felt the breeze from the woods on my face, looked up at the beautiful country sky, and thought to myself: Thank you, God, for getting me out of here. It will happen, honey. Just hang on until you get there. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-fucking-ex-i-hope-your-balls-fall-off-or-divorce-part-2/160894.md?page=2)