# To My Girlfriend **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 14, 2010, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119 "2010-10-14T13:14:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/1 "2010-10-14T13:14:10Z")
I know you lurk here. I know you’re being wishy-washy about a screenname to pick to post here. I’m sure some of the fine folks will be happy to supply you with a user name. So here you go. Stop waffling. You have to drink the poiso-…er…tonic and become one of us. Also, there’s a squid with [del]your name on it[/del] the name of Mariah that’s waiting for you. I know you don’t like seafood, but she’s very friendly. One would almost say…cuddly. Also, there’s a gorilla here, too, but someone else will be here shortly to fill you in on that. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/2 "2010-10-14T13:16:20Z")
Maybe she’s apprehensive about the goat. Or the pogo stick. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/3 "2010-10-14T13:49:01Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Maybe she’s apprehensive about the goat. Or the pogo stick. See, I wasn’t going to bring the goat up… ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/4 "2010-10-14T14:05:46Z")
Of course not. We have staff to do that. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/5 "2010-10-14T14:13:32Z")
Let’s recommend names! (As **LOUNE** suggested in the OP.) LOUNEy Toune ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/6 "2010-10-14T14:14:02Z")
> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#): > > Stop waffling. I think this is the perfect name. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/7 "2010-10-14T14:14:46Z")
We have a cat named [Towelfish](http://s46.photobucket.com/albums/f133/trevor51181/?action=view¤t=6829_954910719124_2319091_57114713_5227611_n.jpg). Her name is Tracy. \*\*Tracyfish \*\*has been suggested. Towelfish, clearly, is not amused. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/8 "2010-10-14T14:17:12Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > > [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#): > > > > Stop waffling. > > I think this is the perfect name. I was going to suggest Most Original User Name Never, but I like your suggestion better. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/9 "2010-10-14T15:38:22Z")
Another vote for Stop Waffling or **The Waffler** Or \*\*Obvious User Name: Tracy \*\*or something like that… ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/10 "2010-10-14T15:41:36Z")
If she plans on acting like a dick, her name could be **Dick Tracy**. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/11 "2010-10-14T15:41:44Z")
**Kicking and Screaming**? **Wild Horse Draggee**? **Backseat Diva**? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/12 "2010-10-14T16:53:42Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > If she plans on acting like a dick, her name could be **Dick Tracy**. Nah, I’m the one that acts like a dick. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/13 "2010-10-14T17:03:41Z")
> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#): > > **To My Girlfriend** > > I know you’re being wishy-washy about a screenname to pick to post here. I’m confused. **Gonzomax** already has a screenname. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/14 "2010-10-14T17:07:01Z")
> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#): > > > [@tdn](#): > > > > If she plans on acting like a dick, her name could be **Dick Tracy**. > > Nah, I’m the one that acts like a dick. The maybe you should change your name to **Dick**. But that would be, like, the least original something something something. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/15 "2010-10-14T17:07:59Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > > [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#): > > > > Nah, I’m the one that acts like a dick. > > The maybe you should change your name to **Dick**. But that would be, like, the least original something something something. “No TV and no beer make Homer something something…” ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/16 "2010-10-14T17:12:37Z")
So if she joins, is somebody going to lead the ‘Gooble! Gobble!’ chant? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/17 "2010-10-14T17:18:38Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > > [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#): > > > > **To My Girlfriend** > > > > I know you’re being wishy-washy about a screenname to pick to post here. > > I’m confused. **Gonzomax** already has a screenname. This confuses me. \*\*gonzomax \*\*is my dad. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/18 "2010-10-14T17:43:16Z")
> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#): > > > [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > > > I’m confused. **Gonzomax** already has a screenname. > > This confuses me. > > \*\*gonzomax \*\*is my dad. Really? Oops! Sorry. I thought he was like a friend/roommate for some reason. I suppose he could be both! ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/19 "2010-10-14T18:19:15Z")
She graduated MSU . After beating Michigan last week, you would think she would be feeling froggy. Spartanette would be good. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/20 "2010-10-14T18:45:20Z")
Hi Tracy! Register already, okay? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119.md?page=2)