# To My Girlfriend **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 14, 2010, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119 "2010-10-14T13:14:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/21 "2010-10-14T19:01:10Z")
We accept her! One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble! ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/22 "2010-10-14T20:00:57Z")
I promise it doesn’t even hurt, **T**. Much. ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/23 "2010-10-14T22:42:44Z")
We can always use more Spartans! Sign up, Tracy! Sign up! Really, any name will do! ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/24 "2010-10-14T23:07:29Z")
> [@gardentraveler](#): > > We can always use more Spartans! Sign up, Tracy! Sign up! > > Really, any name will do! Gee, thanks a lot. Least Original User Name Ever hearts Any Old Name Will Do ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/25 "2010-10-14T23:34:10Z")
See now I’m liking **Any Old Name Will Do**. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/26 "2010-10-14T23:50:26Z")
Wow, I thought this thread was going to be entirely different: why did you leave me, why did you break my heart, I was always good to you, just come back to me… ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/27 "2010-10-15T00:33:31Z")
> [@a35362](#): > > Wow, I thought this thread was going to be entirely different: why did you leave me, why did you break my heart, I was always good to you, just come back to me… No fun at all, huh. ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/28 "2010-10-15T01:37:02Z")
> [@a35362](#): > > Wow, I thought this thread was going to be entirely different: why did you leave me, why did you break my heart, I was always good to you, just come back to me… Hes just not that into you ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/29 "2010-10-15T01:51:20Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > See now I’m liking **Any Old Name Will Do**. Me too!!! Thanks for going there, **descamisado**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/30 "2010-10-15T06:47:22Z")
Waffelena! Vacillater Wishywashette or… BrettFavreIsMyRoleModel ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/31 "2010-10-15T07:26:11Z")
**LeastOriginalUserNameEver’sOldLady** **Louneo** l for short Or **Tracer** or **Tracer Bullet** if she wants to sound tough. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/32 "2010-10-15T08:19:16Z")
From another thread: **Presumptuous Clerk** ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/33 "2010-10-15T09:16:23Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Or … **Tracer Bullet** if she wants to sound tough. Just as long as nobody mistakes her for Calvin, in his Tracer Bullet persona: > [@](#): > > The dame said she had a case. She sounded like a case herself, but I can’t choose my clients. See more [here](http://www.thrillingdetective.com/eyes/tracer_bullet.html). ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/34 "2010-10-15T13:01:59Z")
> [@Kyla](#): > > Hi Tracy! Register already, okay? Seriously. The squid is not getting any fresher. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/35 "2010-10-15T16:27:07Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > From another thread: > > **Presumptuous Clerk** Where’s \*\*bbs2k \*\*when you need him? Her user name could be **poops**. She’s seen this thread, but she’s still being all wishy-washy. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/36 "2010-10-15T17:04:44Z")
> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#): > > She’s seen this thread, but she’s still being all wishy-washy. That being the case, how about **Charlie Brown and Snoopy in F#**. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/37 "2010-10-15T17:24:36Z")
One of us? One of us? ---
**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/38 "2010-10-15T17:29:00Z")
“The Twaffler” no? ---
**Author:** ![slightly\_askew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/39 "2010-10-15T19:04:18Z")
Since she’s **Least Original User Name Ever** ’s girlfriend, I think she should be **Least’s Favorite**. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/40 "2010-10-16T00:08:11Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > > [@Kyla](#): > > > > Hi Tracy! Register already, okay? > > Seriously. The squid is not getting any fresher. Yes, register. Initiation can be done with unfresh squid, but … well, let’s just say it’s not something I’d want to go through. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119.md?page=3)