# To My Girlfriend **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 14, 2010, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119 "2010-10-14T13:14:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/41 "2010-10-16T00:51:48Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > > [@tdn](#): > > > > Seriously. The squid is not getting any fresher. > > Yes, register. Initiation can be done with unfresh squid, but … well, let’s just say it’s not something I’d want to go through. You know, honey, the gorilla is only getting hairier. Someone’s gotta shave it, and you’re that person. So, come on. Pony up, here. There’s too much buildup for a welcome thread here, and the squid is getting downright ornery. ---
**Author:** ![Tracyfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f14d63/32.png) [@Tracyfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracyfish)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/42 "2010-10-16T02:36:29Z")
There. I’ve registered. Any further postings I make will have to wait until I have more free time, which won’t happen until Sunday. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/43 "2010-10-16T03:03:15Z")
Yay **Tracyfish**!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/44 "2010-10-16T03:52:47Z")
I was hoping for BlueWaffles… ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/45 "2010-10-16T04:19:12Z")
Welcome! The squid is thisaway. ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/46 "2010-10-16T05:39:17Z")
Welcome Tracyfish! I hope you enjoy your stay. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/47 "2010-10-16T07:08:06Z")
Welcome, **Tracyfish**! Good to have you on board! Paging Maria … Maria the squid, please report to MPSIMS… ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/48 "2010-10-16T07:16:41Z")
Is the **Tracyfish** what you put on your car if you believe in Tracy? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/49 "2010-10-16T09:02:50Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Is the **Tracyfish** what you put on your car if you believe in Tracy? No, it’s the [Dick Tracy](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dt2wrr.jpg) variant of the [Babel Fish](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babel_fish_%28leech-like%29#Babel_fish). You stick it in your ear and get two way radio. ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/50 "2010-10-16T11:58:41Z")
Welcome to the boards, **Tracyfish**! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119/51 "2010-10-16T12:00:19Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Welcome, **Tracyfish**! Good to have you on board! > > Paging Maria … Maria the squid, please report to MPSIMS… Lenny the Squidgoat is..um…eager to make **Tracyfish** ’s acquaintance. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-my-girlfriend/557119.md?page=2)