# To our poor little bigoted para-illegal David42. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 5, 2013, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-our-poor-little-bigoted-para-illegal-david42/654916 "2013-04-05T13:42:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-our-poor-little-bigoted-para-illegal-david42/654916/41 "2013-04-06T06:07:55Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > I may not be Mr. Super Awesome Para-Illegal but I can fight a court case like nobodys’ business and as soon as I get out of jail for contempt of court I’ll show you all how good I am at law things. You know, if you were a little less reflexive, you might actually be amusing. ---
**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-our-poor-little-bigoted-para-illegal-david42/654916/42 "2013-04-06T06:14:59Z")
> [@Captain\_Amazing](#): > > I think he’s saying that he was the first person who made her realize she should be sad she got an abortion? He’s saying that she never saw any use for marriage before, but after witnessing his spectacular display of message board bird law, has decided that he’s the man for her and proposed marriage to him. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-our-poor-little-bigoted-para-illegal-david42/654916/43 "2013-04-06T12:15:57Z")
> [@EverwonderWhy](#): > > I’m not so sure since he claims to have two casual girlfriends (one of which is bisexual). Which one lives in Canada? ---
**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-our-poor-little-bigoted-para-illegal-david42/654916/44 "2013-04-06T13:13:46Z")
> [@Ibn\_Warraq](#): > > I sarcastically added that marriage’s dignity was already destroyed when they allowed blacks and whites to intermarry Replace “sarcastically” with “dumb fucking idiotically pointlessly stupidly comment based on narrow-minded inbreed irrational hatred of black people” ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-our-poor-little-bigoted-para-illegal-david42/654916/45 "2013-04-06T16:44:26Z")
> [@Doughbag](#): > > Replace “sarcastically” with “dumb fucking idiotically pointlessly stupidly comment based on narrow-minded inbreed irrational hatred of black people” Is there some kind of anti-sarcasm field around The Pit lately? What is up? ---
**Author:** ![Ibn\_Warraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@Ibn\_Warraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibn_Warraq)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-our-poor-little-bigoted-para-illegal-david42/654916/46 "2013-04-06T17:12:27Z")
> [@Doughbag](#): > > Replace “sarcastically” with “dumb fucking idiotically pointlessly stupidly comment based on narrow-minded inbreed irrational hatred of black people” Once again, if you’re going to accuse me of being stupid you really ought to learn how to spell “inbred”. This is the second time you’ve misspelled it. Beyond that, I’ll agree with Miss Elizabeth that there seems to be some of sort of inability to recognize sarcasm virus going around the pit that first infected Second Stone and has now infected you. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-our-poor-little-bigoted-para-illegal-david42/654916/47 "2013-04-06T17:12:58Z")
> [@Doughbag](#): > > Replace “sarcastically” with “dumb fucking idiotically pointlessly stupidly comment based on narrow-minded inbreed irrational hatred of black people” I tried, but the sentence just doesn’t scan at all that way. ---
**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-our-poor-little-bigoted-para-illegal-david42/654916/48 "2013-04-06T18:59:51Z")
> [@Ibn\_Warraq](#): > > Once again, if you’re going to accuse me of being stupid you really ought to learn how to spell “inbred”. This is the second time you’ve misspelled it. > > Beyond that, I’ll agree with Miss Elizabeth that there seems to be some of sort of inability to recognize sarcasm virus going around the pit that first infected Second Stone and has now infected you. If I misunderstood you, I offer my apologies for misunderstanding you. To my spelling mistake: I’m not a native English speaker. > [@Miller](#): > > I tried, but the sentence just doesn’t scan at all that way. … ah, well ---
**Author:** ![Ibn\_Warraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@Ibn\_Warraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibn_Warraq)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-our-poor-little-bigoted-para-illegal-david42/654916/49 "2013-04-06T21:27:52Z")
> [@Doughbag](#): > > If I misunderstood you, I offer my apologies for misunderstanding you. > > To my spelling mistake: I’m not a native English speaker. No problem. My father isn’t a native English speaker either. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-our-poor-little-bigoted-para-illegal-david42/654916.md?page=2)