# To select SDMB Cheatriots' Defenders

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 6, 2015, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426 "2015-05-06T21:50:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/281 "2015-09-27T20:08:00Z")

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Brady today: 33/42, 2 TD’s (including career #400 and 401), 358 yards, still no interceptions.

Hey, **Hentor** , what does your claimed prowess at statistics lead you to predict? What would he do with \*deflated \*balls, you cowardly, hateful little fool?

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/282 "2015-09-27T20:29:43Z")

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Worst thread ever

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**Author:** ![canned\_mayhem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/53a042/32.png) [@canned\_mayhem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/canned_mayhem)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/283 "2015-09-27T22:44:26Z")

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Hentor is just mad because Brady won’t deflate _his_ balls…

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/284 "2015-09-27T22:47:38Z")

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I’m sure that’s the problem

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**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/285 "2015-09-29T14:45:27Z")

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I’m just mad at myself because **Hentor** said he would be interested in a wager and I never followed up. It’s early, but somehow I don’t think Tom Brady is headed for his worst season ever.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/286 "2015-09-29T15:12:05Z")

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> [@canned\_mayhem](#):
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> Hentor is just mad because Brady won’t deflate _his_ balls…

I’d rather have Giselle do it, but that’s just me.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/287 "2015-10-12T12:29:01Z")

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OK, **Hentor** , you got off last week with the bye, but that’s done with now. Yesterday in Dallas: 20/27, 2 TD (plus 1 rushing), 0 interceptions. For the season, 72.5%, 1387 yards, 11 TD, 0 interceptions (yes, zero), 130.9 rating.

Are you ready to look in the mirror yet? Or are you simply enjoying the sound of derisive laughter?

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/288 "2015-10-12T13:13:49Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> OK, **Hentor** , you got off last week with the bye, but that’s done with now. Yesterday in Dallas: 20/27, 2 TD (plus 1 rushing), 0 interceptions. For the season, 72.5%, 1387 yards, 11 TD, 0 interceptions (yes, zero), 130.9 rating.
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> Are you ready to look in the mirror yet? Or are you simply enjoying the sound of derisive laughter?

Is the season over? I might ultimately be right, I might ultimately be wrong, but you won’t see me running in here squeeling like a little bitch every week. And goddamn, but you are a pathetic little bitch.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2015, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/289 "2015-10-12T13:49:10Z")

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> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#):
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> Is the season over? I might ultimately be right, I might ultimately be wrong, but you won’t see me running in here squeeling like a little bitch every week. And goddamn, but you are a pathetic little bitch.

So the answer to the mirror question would be a No. 😉

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