# To select SDMB Cheatriots' Defenders **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 6, 2015, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426 "2015-05-06T21:50:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/121 "2015-05-11T13:00:15Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > For me, that makes it a hell of a lot more fun. You really can’t buy comedy like this. It’s also Dope-History Significant. Do you know that this thread is the longest ElvisL1ves has ever gone, in the entire history of the SDMB, without trying to get some attention from Bricker? He must really _care_ about this issue if his sick little Bricker fetish\* hasn’t cropped up. Hasn’t dropped his name, hasn’t tried to lure him into a thread, hasn’t followed him around…the seething anger Elvis must be feeling on this issue is greater than his unrequited lust for Bricker. And that’s a little scary. \*Which Bricker seems to generally ignore, to his credit ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/122 "2015-05-11T13:08:34Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Everyone knows …" :rolleyes: > > Yes, the NFL has its share of 13 year olds. Just like this board does. The worst kind of unfounded, ill-informed speculation is the kind that turns out to be completely true. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/123 "2015-05-11T13:09:47Z")
Says the guy who wants Belichick suspended for this, despite being cleared in the report. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/124 "2015-05-11T13:12:57Z")
Oh, **Fenris**? Whatever you’re on about, please be aware that pretty much everyone here gets it about **Bricker**. Some did so much sooner than others, some, well, not quite yet but maybe it will dawn on you someday. Now please stick to the topic, will you, there’s a good lad. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/125 "2015-05-11T13:21:34Z")
No–see, regardless of anyone’s opinion of Bricker, good, bad or indifferent, your weird stalkery fixation on him is just creepy as shit. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/126 "2015-05-11T13:56:16Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > No–see, regardless of anyone’s opinion of Bricker, good, bad or indifferent, your weird stalkery fixation on him is just creepy as shit. Bricker should reveal that he is a member of the Patriots’ organization. The conflicts between ElvisL1ves’ Prime Directives 1a and 1b would cause a Nomad-like meltdown. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/127 "2015-05-11T14:00:50Z")
When you can figure out what the hell you’re talking about, do please let us know, will you? In a thread devoted to the topic, of course. In _this_ one, we’re discussing the latest round of RO and hypocrisy. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/128 "2015-05-11T14:09:07Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > Bricker should reveal that he is a member of the Patriots’ organization. The conflicts between ElvisL1ves’ Prime Directives 1a and 1b would cause a Nomad-like meltdown. That…that is actually brilliant. \< wipes a tear, claps hands \> ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/129 "2015-05-11T14:11:27Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > When you can figure out what the hell you’re talking about, do please let us know, will you? In a thread devoted to the topic, of course. In _this_ one, we’re discussing the latest round of RO and hypocrisy. Since you’re not a mod, please take your thread instructions, write them down on heavy paper, fold them up until they’re mostly corners, rub those corners on a pile of dogshit and shove them firmly up your ass. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/130 "2015-05-11T14:14:30Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > When you can figure out what the hell you’re talking about, do please let us know, will you? In a thread devoted to the topic, of course. In _this_ one, we’re discussing the latest round of RO and hypocrisy. We are talking about you here. We are talking about how loathsome you are. We’re describing what a smarmy little weasel-fuck you are. We’re equating your behavior with the most sniveling, equivocating, prevaricating and integrity-lacking shit swallowers we can think of. I’m implying that next to you, George W. Bush appears to be a decent and upstanding representation of the goodness of humanity. That’s the subject here. What’s awesome is that you are participating by showing everyone, with new material, exactly what we are saying about you. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/131 "2015-05-11T14:29:55Z")
Yep. 13 years old. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/132 "2015-05-11T15:30:32Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Yep. 13 years old. That’s a real stinger. Personally, I would feel pretty bad if a 13 year old could demonstrate to everyone that I was a giant, smarmy shit-sucking weasel-dick. Seems like it works for you, though. ---
**Author:** ![CinnamonBabka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@CinnamonBabka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CinnamonBabka)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/133 "2015-05-11T15:32:50Z")
Does Elvis think the smarmy routine makes him look smart and mature, or something? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/134 "2015-05-11T15:42:41Z")
It doesn’t take much in this crowd. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/135 "2015-05-11T15:42:48Z")
> [@CinnamonBabka](#): > > Does Elvis think Nope. The evidence clearly shows he doesn’t. ---
**Author:** ![CinnamonBabka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@CinnamonBabka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CinnamonBabka)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/136 "2015-05-11T15:45:29Z")
> [@Hamlet](#): > > Nope. The evidence clearly shows he doesn’t. Maybe “feel” would have been the more appropriate verb. ---
**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/137 "2015-05-11T17:32:41Z")
Makes me ashamed to call myself a fellow member of humanity, Elvis does. Ugh. Somehow he’s able to take an innocuous smiley face and make me want to take a shower after reading it. ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/138 "2015-05-11T17:55:17Z")
Imagine all the klleenex and vaseline (and cookies) dude has gone through getting all this attention… on second thought, don’t. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/139 "2015-05-11T20:38:47Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Yep. 13 years old. This is the thread about inappropriate actions of the New England Patriots. The Penn State one is 8 threads down. Bring your own paper towel tube. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/140 "2015-05-11T22:39:45Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > Unlike “Game of Thrones.” I now have to clean Diet mt dew off my screen and keyboard, you…you…_person_ you. :D:p [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426.md?page=8)