# To select SDMB Cheatriots' Defenders

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 6, 2015, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426 "2015-05-06T21:50:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-select-sdmb-cheatriots-defenders/719426/232 "2015-09-04T18:46:01Z")

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> [@NFL: Underinflated Balls?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nfl-underinflated-balls/710515/336):
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> There’s a good lad.

> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Use your aggressive feelings, boy.

> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> there’s a good lad.

> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Yep, \*lots \*of 13 year olds here. 😉

> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Here’s a pat on the head, kid.

> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Yep. 13 years old.

> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Yes, you do, big boy, right in the dimple … 😉

Man, I know you’re trying to do a whole “I’m clearly arguing with kids schtick here,” but you are coming off as a **seriously creepy motherfucker** in this thread. Neither witty nor incisive.

Just, you know, FYI.

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