# To sequential thread or not to sequential thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 11, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121 "2005-09-11T18:45:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/21 "2005-09-14T21:12:21Z")

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I’ve either hit the jackpot or found Hell, help me decide…  
To sequential thread or not to sequential thread

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/22 "2005-09-15T06:39:24Z")

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GQ:

**At The Deli Counter…  
What’s the deal with the "colossal squid?"**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/23 "2005-09-15T13:05:42Z")

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Right now in the Pit:  
\*\*Believe it or Not  
You dumb shit!  
Dammit! “Prodigal” does not mean “straying”!

\*\*

We takes our grammar serious here at the Dope.

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/24 "2005-09-15T13:06:53Z")

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Got another goody -

**My Fantasy. What’s Yours Lately?**

and

**Las Vegas- What Do You Recommend?**

😃

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/25 "2005-09-15T18:34:01Z")

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From IMHO:

**Help me kick the habit.  
Coke Zero!**

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/26 "2005-09-15T19:39:28Z")

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MPSIMS, right now:

\*\*Sex with sheep is fun.

Thank God I looked up when I did \*\*

That first thread title is just too easy. Maybe we should just make it the sequential thread title thread wild card.

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/27 "2005-09-15T20:55:03Z")

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Paging Hal Briston …  
Disproving Intelligent Design

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2005, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/28 "2005-09-16T10:32:59Z")

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**Share your scary stories of um…aroused animals. (prob’ly TMI)  
Help me find my clothes**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2005, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/29 "2005-09-16T11:28:16Z")

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\*\*Britney Spears sliced up the belly, spawn removed  
Thank God I looked up when I did \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2005, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/30 "2005-09-16T13:25:38Z")

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Now in GQ:  
\*\*Giant penis? How’d it get so big?

Well, I turned out to be a shrimp. Or are there more tall people out there now?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2005, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/31 "2005-09-16T13:40:38Z")

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Anyone feel like wallowing in immaturity?  
When I Grow Up, I’m Going To Marry My Daddy!

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2005, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/32 "2005-09-16T13:46:50Z")

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**New Kitty!!!  
Feral Kitten**  
\*\*Help me find my clothes  
So, I Went To The Melanoma Clinic \*\*

You know, if you could just keep your clothes on, you wouldn’t have to worry about _either_ problem!

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/33 "2005-09-16T19:16:55Z")

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My cat just fell of the bed,  
New Kitty!  
Apparently some people hold their cats to very high standards of behavior.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/34 "2005-09-16T19:50:12Z")

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RC Car meets tree, tree wins  
1969 Toyota Corona

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2005, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/35 "2005-09-16T19:58:14Z")

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Guess the mystery event  
Ansel Adams’ “Autumn Moon” re-created

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/36 "2005-09-16T20:16:10Z")

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A personal one in Cafe Society

\*\*Sappy Songs You Turn (Punch) Off Instantly  
You Lost Me at “I Do” \*\*

I posted ABBA’s “I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do” in the first thread. And yes, they lose me at the first “I Do.”

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2005, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/37 "2005-09-16T20:23:11Z")

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\*\*Ads by Google?  
Ads by Google \*\*

Well, okay, then…

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2005, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/38 "2005-09-16T22:49:49Z")

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Evicting evacuees  
Advantages of Douching? (TMI)

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2005, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/39 "2005-09-16T23:04:26Z")

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Hey, look! Here’s the end of my rope!  
Steve, Don’t Eat It!

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2005, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/40 "2005-09-16T23:39:30Z")

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Advantages of Douching? (TMI)  
Where is it reasonable to eat? A poll.

Artificial Sweeteners  
What to call this magical artifact?

Admit it: You’re guilty of NOT disturbing a sleeping pet!  
Give me one reason why your ex is your ex.

NASA: Moon by 2018, $100 billion  
More airplanes and more pilots

I have to admit … I love all the girl pop rockers.   
You think s/he’s hot? Are we looking at the same person?

You Lost Me at “I Do”  
The worst moments on pop-cultural, non-important television

Steve, Don’t Eat It!  
A $200 trash can?!

I found a kick ass liberal site  
Share your drunk-jerk-at-the-bar stories!

Guess the mystery event  
My cat just fell off the bed

Ansel Adams’ “Autumn Moon” re-created  
Pics from my vacation in Daytona Beach

Dell Doesn’t Deliver  
My cow-orker is missing . . . her brain. (long)

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