# To sequential thread or not to sequential thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121 "2005-09-11T18:45:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/81 "2005-09-26T20:00:58Z")
MPSIMS: **How do I take my mind off my own mortality? The Celebrity Death Pool 2005** That’s right, think about all those _other_ dying people! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/82 "2005-09-26T22:01:11Z")
IMHO: \*\*Rate these parenting skills What do you DO with Good Vodka? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2005, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/83 "2005-09-26T23:48:09Z")
**How do I take my mind off my own mortality? Time for another dumb joke thread!** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/84 "2005-09-27T00:51:09Z")
\*\*Everyone should clean their own toilet Why do assholes prefer BMWs?\*\* This one made me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/85 "2005-09-27T12:44:32Z")
In General Questions: \*\*Tell me about open wound healing Circumcision-related questions \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/86 "2005-09-27T14:04:30Z")
\*\*Help me understand this nerd behavior Females, explain this behavior\*\* Female nerds, please respond. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/87 "2005-09-27T15:00:27Z")
\*\*What are those chewy cubes found in mango pudding? George H W Bush and atheists \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/88 "2005-09-28T14:54:39Z")
I’m pretty sure this is the only time I will participate in one of these threads, but this was too good to pass up. In the Pit: **In which Rick Santorum gets pitted AGAIN!** **I didn’t even realize he could fuck me that way…** ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/89 "2005-09-28T20:26:57Z")
MPSIMS: **I’m getting a vasectomy! Ask the next poster to do something naughty to you.** ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/90 "2005-09-28T21:07:20Z")
You’re right, **Ravenman** , that’s a good pair of sequentials. Meanwhile in MPSIMS … \*\*Friday is Ask a Stupid Question Day OK so I have two dates on friday… \*\* OK, I have a stupid question … ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/91 "2005-09-29T00:57:52Z")
The first pair just strikes me odd given the extreme “lifestyle” differences of the 2 guys. I think there’s a good joke concerning the 2nd pair but I just get the wileys reading them. \*\*Was Isaac Newton the smartest person that ever lived? Hue Heffner, living every man’s dream. Ask the next poster to do something naughty to you. Milk that takes the hair off your chest.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/92 "2005-09-29T01:27:17Z")
In IMHO: **Nerds and physical fitness Make me Buff!!** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/93 "2005-09-29T01:31:34Z")
CS: **Recommend Erotic/Softcore films Ow! MMMMMMMM, Ow! MMMMMMMMMM** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/94 "2005-09-29T02:48:26Z")
**Things not to say to your wife during labor Today I’m counting how many times I wee** ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/95 "2005-09-29T02:55:16Z")
\*\*Two of my friend’s friends died in a major car accident. Share your tasteless, offensive jokes here \*\* and with that my ticket to hell should be assured. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Violaceous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Miss\_Violaceous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Violaceous)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/96 "2005-09-29T03:03:45Z")
> [@Wile E](#): > > and with that my ticket to hell should be assured. Thank Og! I’m so glad you posted that. I came in here to see if anyone else had. Now I don’t have to go to hell. ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/97 "2005-09-29T03:38:37Z")
New Posts: **Jessica or Ashley Simpson What’s the better way to die? Big H or cancer?** The answer to both is neither. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/98 "2005-09-29T04:12:32Z")
> [@Miss Violaceous](#): > > Thank Og! I’m so glad you posted that. I came in here to see if anyone else had. Now I don’t have to go to hell. I can still drag you along with me when I go, there’s enough room in this handbasket for two. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/99 "2005-09-29T05:29:12Z")
Today = 9 years married for me Sex with sheep is fun. And here I thought it was the _7_ year itch. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/100 "2005-09-29T11:18:58Z")
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