# To sequential thread or not to sequential thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121 "2005-09-11T18:45:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/101 "2005-09-29T11:34:57Z")
**Oldest man who sired a child? “Lucy” the 3 million-year-old skeleton** ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/102 "2005-09-29T11:45:44Z")
> [@Susie Derkins](#): > > New Posts: > > **Jessica or Ashley Simpson > What’s the better way to die? …** [Futurama]I never thought I’d die this way … but I’d always hoped.[/Futurama] ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/103 "2005-09-29T12:14:56Z")
A threefer in MPSIMS: **Spiders and centipedes Getting rid of aphids George H W Bush and atheists** I have to have some spiders and centipedes send to the White House. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/104 "2005-09-29T12:16:29Z")
Meanwhile in IMHO \*\*Things not to say to your wife during labor. What is your brand of condom? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/105 "2005-09-29T13:29:18Z")
This morning there was a smorgasborg of goodies ! In Humble O : **Wht Do So Many People Seem To Have Difficulty Following Instructions?** and **Things Not To Say To Your Wife During Labor** Which was followed immidiatly bu (As pointed out above): **What Is Your Brand of Condom?** Then there was: **Why Would Any Kid Start Smoking These Days?** Which was answered by: **Men In Leather Pants !** (OOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKK… must be some pretty damned hot men…) And in MPSIMS: **OK, So I Have Two Dates On Friday** and: **Today I’m Counting How Many Times I Wee** (Must have something interesting to talk about on those dates, I suppose.) and finally: **I May Be Single Again** followed by: **So. How Y’all Been?** Desperate , are we ? ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/106 "2005-09-29T13:32:53Z")
How do I take my mind off my own mortality? I just saw an advert for Jack Daniel’s on television I’m not sure that’s the best way… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/107 "2005-09-29T13:51:56Z")
\*\*Recommend Erotic/Softcore films Notorious fanwanking instances \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/108 "2005-09-29T14:54:02Z")
\*\*Things not to say to your wife during labor. Do you go to a gym? \*\* Giver her a break, baby fat doesn’t just disappear like that. ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/109 "2005-09-29T14:56:57Z")
\*\* How do I take my mind off my own mortality? Ask the next poster to do something naughty to you.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/110 "2005-09-29T15:27:11Z")
\*\*Things not to say to your wife during labor. Ladies: your impression of boners…hot or not? \*\* Any man who risks that will end up with his child being raised by a widow. ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/111 "2005-09-29T18:44:16Z")
A three-fer in IMHO: \*\* The good thing about high gas prices… Women jogging on the side of the road = Hot Nerds and physical fitness \*\* ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/112 "2005-09-29T20:58:31Z")
\*\*I need to convince my wife that the snakes in our yard won’t kill her. Help! Ask Tarantula\*\* Not my first choice for the go-to guy in this case. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/113 "2005-09-29T23:14:35Z")
Honky Was Jesus white? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/114 "2005-09-29T23:26:37Z")
My friend’s pregnant with one kidney. what is this bizarre back pain? Recommend Erotic/Softcore films Has there ever been a good direct to video movie? Smallville Season 5 Premier tonight! Notorious fanwanking instances Guys: How do you calm your boners? Help me understand these nerd behaviors Hippo vs Rhino Man Boobs: How to eliminate them? As long as the womenfolk are being polled (heh) about boners… I need to get over my shyness ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/115 "2005-09-30T00:30:43Z")
\*\*How much do you appreciate the SDMB community? Help me understand these nerd behaviors \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypnagogic\_Jerk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hypnagogic_jerk/32/4252_2.png) [@Hypnagogic\_Jerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypnagogic_Jerk)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/116 "2005-09-30T00:39:39Z")
From IMHO. **Women jogging on the side of the road = Hot** **Worst possible time for an Erection?** ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/117 "2005-09-30T02:15:45Z")
**Things not to say to your wife during labor. I’m getting a vasectomy!** ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/118 "2005-09-30T02:21:27Z")
\*\*Man Boobs: How to eliminate them? Conservatives and/or W supporters: do you want a crackdown on “obscenity”? Revtim \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/119 "2005-09-30T02:23:44Z")
\*\*Lindie England Honky What words have you added to spell check? libertarianism\*\* ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/120 "2005-09-30T02:28:13Z")
**Biggest Poop Story Thread Ever! TMI!** **Today I’m counting how many times I wee** What **is** it with this board and basic bodily functions, anyway? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121.md?page=7)