# To sequential thread or not to sequential thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121 "2005-09-11T18:45:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Elvez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8491ac/32.png) [@Elvez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elvez)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/121 "2005-09-30T02:36:11Z")
(the boner one is getting some good airtime in this thread…) Ladies: your impression of boners…hot or not? Recommend Erotic/Softcore films ---
**Author:** ![Flipshod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f19dbf/32.png) [@Flipshod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flipshod)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/122 "2005-09-30T02:40:50Z")
> [@Gangster Octopus](#): > > The bathwater can stay but… > Mike Brown resigns as head of FEMA good catch ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/123 "2005-09-30T08:17:12Z")
\*\*OK, the ice is melting now, really! Tell me about life in Ontario. Ways you coped with a fundie upbringing Do you have to make so much noise licking yourself? Men make better moderators than women Ask the next poster to do something naughty to you.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/124 "2005-09-30T10:37:55Z")
**Today = 9 years married for me Doper Divorce** That’s kinda sad. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/125 "2005-09-30T13:54:47Z")
\*\* The Fire In The Dryer Story; Part II Sox win! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/126 "2005-09-30T14:21:02Z")
Four in a row in IMHO \*\* Why in Og’s name are there three active boner threads? What would you expect from a prostitute that charges $ 2000 per hour? Do you mind being woken up for sex? Wouldn’t it be great if people didn’t need any sleep at all… \*\* Do I detect a theme in all this? ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/127 "2005-09-30T17:12:05Z")
\*\*Watch Aneglina Jolie taking it in the ass Whers is my checkbook?? \*\* Make up your own rude comment. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/128 "2005-09-30T17:20:43Z")
Great stuff in “New Posts” list: \*\*Tips for a Happy Life Watch Aneglina Jolie Taking it in the Ass My dog eats cat poopie…. Would you eat a three-day old Ham sandwich? 1970s commercial taglines What would you expect from a prostitute that charges $2000 per hour? Boobies! Boobies boobies boobies! Do you have to make so much noise licking yourself? Do you mind being woken up for sex? Friday is ask a stupid question day \*\* ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/129 "2005-09-30T18:24:44Z")
\*\*Starting a Dog Walking Business OK to say “no thanks” to sex?? \*\* Not only is it okay, I think you’ll actually be able to walk even faster. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/130 "2005-10-01T04:22:07Z")
\*\*Amending US Constitution - No strikeouts or deletions of text? What does “Your butt is itching mean?” Recommend PS2 games to play with my 13-year-old Censorship Character Building Moments ™ of your ute. Would you eat a three-day-old ham sandwich?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/131 "2005-10-01T04:43:36Z")
\*\* The single greatest fact I know Sex with sheep is fun.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/132 "2005-10-01T12:32:42Z")
\*\*Why do assholes prefer BMWs? Why in Og’s name are there three active boner threads? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/133 "2005-10-01T13:50:59Z")
**Watch Aneglina Jolie taking it in the ass It’s official. I’ve now seen everything.** ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/134 "2005-10-01T13:51:55Z")
MPSIMS: Watch Aneglina Jolie taking it in the ass It’s official. I’ve now seen everything. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/135 "2005-10-01T14:33:29Z")
To improve on the above two identical posts: \*\*Watch Aneglina Jolie taking it in the ass It’s official. I’ve now seen everything. Thank you, Lieu! \*\* Lieu would show up in a taking-it-in-the-ass thread. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/136 "2005-10-01T15:17:22Z")
Help me rename my daughter ( **roger thornhill** ) Alternative to bug spray I say keep it, “Bug Spray Thornhill” has a nice ring to it. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/137 "2005-10-01T23:52:39Z")
\*\*What’s your favorite cereal? Masburbating Monkey Tie Tack \*\* Man, those Japanese have weird names for stuff! ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/138 "2005-10-02T03:16:43Z")
My entries for today : (I just love this thread ! 😃 ) **My Dog Eats Cat Poopie** and **Found this Odd, Thought I’d Share** (Odd? Not so much. But thanks for sharing.) Then there was: **What’s a Good Gift?** and **Masturbating Monkey Tie Tack** (Ummmm… OK. No thank you , I um… already have one. Yeah , yeah , that’s it. That’s the ticket.) Last but not least: **What Would You Do If You Won The Lottery?** And: **Kill The Wabbit** (Poor wabbit ! Why must he die if you win???) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/139 "2005-10-04T18:51:44Z")
\*\* What would be your reaction if a naked man with a hard-on came through your window… Why, I think I’ll start another Doper pic thread. \*\* Asked and answered. ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121/140 "2005-10-04T18:59:36Z")
\*\*Share your tasteless, offensive jokes here. What would be your reaction if a naked man with a hard-on came through your window…\*\* Okay, so what’s the punchline? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-sequential-thread-or-not-to-sequential-thread/321121.md?page=8)