# To Serve Man - A Modest Proposal

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 8, 2024, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-serve-man-a-modest-proposal/1008549 "2024-10-08T02:42:55Z")\
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**Post date:** [October 12, 2024, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-serve-man-a-modest-proposal/1008549/41 "2024-10-12T03:44:24Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> You really ought to write for the show.

I would have gone with something a bit snarkier.

"How do you place a value on a human life? The ones we touch and the memories we leave behind; or free-range, sustainably-raised, no growth hormones, USDA Prime for $14.95 per pound?

Over 7 billion served, in… The Twilight Zone."

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