# To serve the Spaghetti Flying Monster, it\`s a cook book! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 13, 2008, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-serve-the-spaghetti-flying-monster-it-s-a-cook-book/433357 "2008-01-13T04:01:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-serve-the-spaghetti-flying-monster-it-s-a-cook-book/433357/1 "2008-01-13T04:01:11Z")
[This one would be a riot at any party.](http://www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/edibleeyes) Scroll to the bottom of the page to see His Squiggly Spaghettiness ready for being served… Go figure, this creature seems to be quite sweet. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-serve-the-spaghetti-flying-monster-it-s-a-cook-book/433357/2 "2008-01-13T04:07:05Z")
That is awesome! Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-serve-the-spaghetti-flying-monster-it-s-a-cook-book/433357/3 "2008-01-13T04:21:42Z")
Someone definitely had too much time on their hands (unless it was divine inspiration, of course) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-serve-the-spaghetti-flying-monster-it-s-a-cook-book/433357/4 "2008-01-13T04:38:47Z")
The terms “Spaghetti Flying Monster” and “Flying Spaghetti Monster” are a rude slur on my lord Cthulhu. When he arises, you will be punished for referring to him thus. Of course, if you hadn’t referred to him thus, you’d meet pretty much the same fate. Happy cooking! ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-serve-the-spaghetti-flying-monster-it-s-a-cook-book/433357/5 "2008-01-13T04:49:05Z")
I think that the FSM needs some Fruit Roll Ups for a robe/sauce topping. ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-serve-the-spaghetti-flying-monster-it-s-a-cook-book/433357/6 "2008-01-13T12:40:37Z")
[QUOTE=Krokodil] The terms “Spaghetti Flying Monster” and “Flying Spaghetti Monster” are a rude slur on my lord Cthulhu. When he arises, you will be punished for referring to him thus. Of course, if you hadn’t referred to him thus, you’d meet pretty much the same fate. Happy cooking! [/QUOTE] Oh, maybe I can get eaten first?, pretty please? I can marinate myself for enhanced taste if that would please the Tentacled Terror. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-serve-the-spaghetti-flying-monster-it-s-a-cook-book/433357/7 "2008-01-13T13:24:08Z")
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan] I think that the FSM needs some Fruit Roll Ups for a robe/sauce topping. [/QUOTE] I think he looks just fine in his [[del]Xmas[/del] festive outfit](http://www.venganza.org/2007/12/16/xmas-discrimination-at-msu.htm)😛