# To snfaulkner **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 19, 2016, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510 "2016-02-19T01:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510/21 "2016-02-19T04:43:35Z")
In ThelmaLou’s defence, I didn’t necessarily catch that the dude was a troll either, per se. I did feel he was being super stupid and probably making up at least some of the story, if not all of it. My post was just meant to highlight the emotional idiocy of youth in what I felt was a humorous way. In my own Insensitive and retarded way. ThelmaLou, no hard feelings. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510/22 "2016-02-19T05:20:07Z")
Hi. I’m new here. I’m 16 and I have a really big problemand I’m looking for advice. I’m really tempted to fuck my one-legged therapist. She’s also my sister and addicted to both meth and xanax. I’m worried it might not be the best idea, though, because I have repeatedly caught her putting peanut butter on her genitals and trying to seduce the dog. I’m just not confident I can fill in her blank as well as Fido could. Please help! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510/23 "2016-02-19T05:22:28Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > Please help! Rename the dog. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510/24 "2016-02-19T05:24:42Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > Hi. I’m new here. I’m 16 and I have a really big problemand I’m looking for advice. > > I’m really tempted to fuck my one-legged therapist. She’s also my sister and addicted to both meth and xanax. I’m worried it might not be the best idea, though, because I have repeatedly caught her putting peanut butter on her genitals and trying to seduce the dog. I’m just not confident I can fill in her blank as well as Fido could. > > Please help! First things first, where does she get the meth and xanax from? Prices? ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510/25 "2016-02-19T06:09:21Z")
From Stoid. Duh. ---
**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510/26 "2016-02-19T06:54:23Z")
Damn! I almost always get to see a new troll before its masterwork is disappeared. Please Troll! Come back and try again! I _never_r get to go to the really _good_ parties… What was this one schick? ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510/27 "2016-02-19T07:05:30Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > I have to put my comment here. > > All you’re doing is showing how utterly retarded and insensitive you are now. _Sick_ burn, dude! ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510/28 "2016-02-19T08:04:51Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > From Stoid. Duh. The “you owe me a new computer, I just totally spewed my coffee everywhere from laughing at your post” schtick is getting a little tired, so let me try to convey the same sentiment by explaining what happened when I read your post: I snorted repeatedly like a sex-crazed hog. Hope that’s not TMI. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510/29 "2016-02-19T08:29:12Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > As a word of advice, in my personal opinion almost everyone whose first post here is a request for relationship advice, especially a screwed up relationship, is probably trolling. We usually give them the benefit of the doubt unless it’s blatant. Let the responder beware, especially in cases where the OP doesn’t come back, or comes back to post ever more screwed up details of the relationship. I mean really, who comes to a random message board to ask advice like that? I think the real giveaway here was that the thread had a provocative title and an OP consisting of a link and nothing else. Regular Dopers are admonished all of the time for posting clickbait. From a first-time poster, it’s a sure indication that he likes to harass billy goats for a pastime. ---
**Author:** ![desertmonk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@desertmonk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/desertmonk)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510/30 "2016-02-19T08:52:40Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Rename the dog. Don’t confuse the poor thing! ---
**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510/31 "2016-02-19T09:01:51Z")
I’m starting to understand pitting. It’s a combination of a rite of passage and an impromptu party where you invite anyone you see, beer and pretzels being the standard offerings. Nice. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510/32 "2016-02-19T11:46:14Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510/33 "2016-02-19T12:20:06Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > In ThelmaLou’s defence, I didn’t necessarily catch that the dude was a troll either, per se. I did feel he was being super stupid and probably making up at least some of the story, if not all of it. My post was just meant to highlight the emotional idiocy of youth in what I felt was a humorous way. In my own Insensitive and retarded way. > > ThelmaLou, no hard feelings. Awww, dude. No prob. The guy was definitely being stupid, but I hardly ever tell someone that to their (even virtual) face. And if he was really as stupid as you say 16-year old, hormone-driven boys can be, there’s a chance an untrained counselor could be taking advantage of him. Not an impossible scenario at all. When I first came to this board I looked around and saw intelligent, literate people and posted some naively pleasant stuff. Geez, it was like the schoolmarm had wandered into a biker bar. I was stunned by the cynicism and sarcasm that was flung at me for no apparent reason, except sheer sport. I fled and didn’t come back for many months. However, this community is unique in its breadth and depth of knowledge on a such a wide range of topics that the mind is endlessly boggled-- from higher math, proper Chinese grammar, cooking advice, lost movies and music, all the way to what constitutes healthy poop… in dogs _or_ people. It doesn’t get any better than that. I shall continue to follow my intuition and if some biker spills cynical beer on me or sticks a sarcastic pretzel in my eye, so be it. I’m NOT a vulnerable 16-year old, thank God. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510/34 "2016-02-19T14:43:15Z")
> [@the\_diego](#): > > I’m starting to understand pitting. It’s a combination of a rite of passage and an impromptu party where you invite anyone you see, beer and pretzels being the standard offerings. Nice. Congrats. We all thought you wouldn’t figure it out for another 3 years. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510/35 "2016-02-19T17:15:34Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Awww, dude. No prob. > > The guy was definitely being stupid, but I hardly ever tell someone that to their (even virtual) face. And if he was really as stupid as you say 16-year old, hormone-driven boys can be, there’s a chance an untrained counselor could be taking advantage of him. Not an impossible scenario at all. > > When I first came to this board I looked around and saw intelligent, literate people and posted some naively pleasant stuff. Geez, it was like the schoolmarm had wandered into a biker bar. I was stunned by the cynicism and sarcasm that was flung at me for no apparent reason, except sheer sport. I fled and didn’t come back for many months. > > However, this community is unique in its breadth and depth of knowledge on a such a wide range of topics that the mind is endlessly boggled-- from higher math, proper Chinese grammar, cooking advice, lost movies and music, all the way to what constitutes healthy poop… in dogs _or_ people. It doesn’t get any better than that. > > I shall continue to follow my intuition and if some biker spills cynical beer on me or sticks a sarcastic pretzel in my eye, so be it. I’m NOT a vulnerable 16-year old, thank God. No matter how closely they dangle the bait in front of your nose? Bless your heart, **ThelmaLou**! Regards, cochrane ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510/36 "2016-02-19T17:44:06Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Just stop this. What is it about this sitch that strikes you as worthy of ridicule? The use of the pseudoword “sitch” comes to mind… ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510/37 "2016-02-19T18:36:43Z")
> [@the\_diego](#): > > I’m starting to understand pitting. It’s a combination of a rite of passage and an impromptu party where you invite anyone you see, beer and pretzels being the standard offerings. Nice. You’re in the wrong thread. And, no, yours is not a rite of passage. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510/38 "2016-02-19T18:54:18Z")
Come on people. When someone joins and almost immediately mentions pedophilia, you know there’s a 99% chance it’s a troll. Either that or there’s a link somewhere linking the dope as the internet’s pedophilia discussion board. Other obvious trolls, when join date is new. Circumcision. Declawing cats. Should I sleep with her/him threads. Should I sleep with a circumcised, declawed cat? I caught my boyfriend/girlfriend masturbating outside my neighbor’s window. I caught my girlfriend/boyfriend looking bestiality on the XXX channel. Think troll before retard in these cases. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510/39 "2016-02-19T20:07:52Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > No matter how closely they dangle the bait in front of your nose? Bless your heart, **ThelmaLou**! > > Regards, > > cochrane Honey, I’ve finally arrived at the place in life where I got nuttin’ to prove to anyone. So yeah, dangle whatever you want to right in front of my nose. Can’t promise it will be safe. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2016, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510/40 "2016-02-19T20:27:21Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Honey, I’ve finally arrived at the place in life where I got nuttin’ to prove to anyone. So yeah, dangle whatever you want to right in front of my nose. Can’t promise it will be safe. {Insert dirty reply here} [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-snfaulkner/746510.md?page=3)