# To some of the assholes at the local dog park **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 19, 2011, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499 "2011-05-19T20:40:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499/81 "2015-01-29T01:04:42Z")
> [@flatlined](#): > > I fucking saw this back when the fucking dinosaurs walked the fucking earth. Its the most amazing fucking pit thread I’ve ever fucking seen. [For your pleasure](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=588256&highlight=fucking+dogs+barking)🙂 That was a classic. “Eat a turd made of fuck” Indeed. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499/82 "2015-01-29T01:45:33Z")
> [@Pullet](#): > > Having met several thousand of them now, I’ve come to the conclusion that dog owners are more likely to be obnoxiously insane than cat owners. Cat owners tend to be the quirky, quiet types when they are crazy. Strange, but harmless. Dog owners can be either disgustingly oblivious to their dog’s condition, belligerently over-protective, or amazingly misinformed. That’s three distinct forms of crazy to a cat owner’s one crazy class. Yeah, but if you post about declawing a dog, people don’t go bat-shit crazy venting in a thread. ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499/83 "2015-01-29T01:54:04Z")
> [@flatlined](#): > > I didn’t swear enough. If enough of us do it, we might be able to make her head asplode. An exploding head would clearly enable use of “and shit down your neck” in a post. Ahhh the possibilities. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499/84 "2015-01-29T03:39:15Z")
What **IS** it with all the zombies being raised from the dead by Jan 2015 new members? This is at least the fourth thread today in which I’ve found an old thread restarted by a newbie. ---
**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499/85 "2015-01-29T05:12:50Z")
> [@flatlined](#): > > I fucking saw this back when the fucking dinosaurs walked the fucking earth. Its the most amazing fucking pit thread I’ve ever fucking seen. [For your pleasure](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=588256&highlight=fucking+dogs+barking)🙂 Holy shit. I laughed like a fucking loon. ---
**Author:** ![SmallBrownBurro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@SmallBrownBurro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmallBrownBurro)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499/86 "2015-01-29T05:20:40Z")
> [@bup](#): > > asshole sock? How do you wear a sock on your asshole? ---
**Author:** ![Daffyd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daffyd/32/8923_2.png) [@Daffyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daffyd)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499/87 "2015-01-29T05:30:55Z")
Don’t you fuckers know to leave the “fucking dog’s grown-up mom” alone? Or was it the “grown up dog-fucker’s mom”? Wait… maybe it was the “grow the fuck up dog-mom”? I have to say I totally agree with every mother-fucking thing she said. There’s never a need for fucking bad language - especially in the God damn Pit… I’m fucking disgusted by all of you fuckers… ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499/88 "2015-01-29T07:27:53Z")
Well, I for one am glad and delighted this zombie got revived. Gave me a lotta laughs plus **flatline** ’s link to yet another wonderful thread. And the infix! I am going to use that puppy (heh) for fucking sure. ETA And as a knitting old lady I need the pattern for the asshole sock. Is it on Ravelry? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499/89 "2015-01-29T07:37:01Z")
> [@SmallBrownBurro](#): > > How do you wear a sock on your asshole? You don’t wear a sock **on** your asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499/90 "2015-01-29T08:33:34Z")
I’ve been reading here since '99. I think it’s the first time I saw a drive by post from a google search to a pitting. Doggy Mom advocating killing the dog because a person said naughty words? Holy twisted cockfucking cuntnuttery twisted logic. This is priceless. I check the pit hoping for the quality of rants of yore. Don’t know how I missed the cinder block in the kitchen gem. ---
**Author:** ![Double\_Foolscap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@Double\_Foolscap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Double_Foolscap)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499/91 "2015-01-29T11:53:06Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Yeah, but if you post about declawing a dog, people don’t go bat-shit crazy venting in a thread. Is that a thing that’s done / done to the extent that cats are declawed? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499/92 "2015-01-29T13:09:44Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > You don’t wear a sock **on** your asshole. Yeah, you need to be fucking careful with the knitting needles during the fitting. ---
**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499/93 "2015-01-29T17:48:42Z")
Can I still bitch about dog park shit heels? How about the motherfuckers throwing a goddamn doggy birthday party with doggy cupcakes and frosty paws ice cream and shit at one of the picnic tables yelling at the other dogs who jump on the table to get at what you got. They don’t know they weren’t invited. My dog can’t even fucking read. Fuck you weird dipshit dog park party throwing assholes. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499/94 "2015-01-29T20:28:44Z")
Our dog park doesn’t allow food of any kind, human or doggy food. It’s the best way to prevent dog fights. It also does not allow dogs that are pregant, nursing, or in heat. Once a lady brought a little Yorkie in wearing a tiny diaper, and I was curious, so I asked if it was protection for the dog, I thought maybe it’s butt was being treated for something. Dumb bitch(the human owner) blithely replied it was protection, as the dog was in heat. I told her it was against the rules and she got all huffy, but she did leave. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499/95 "2015-01-29T21:10:33Z")
Ahhh, some zombie revivals are worth it. Still a funny fucking read…perhaps even funnier now with our new member. Hahaha…fuck. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2015, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499/96 "2015-01-29T21:20:51Z")
Here’s my (non dog park) rant: (Apologies to **Dog Mom** for any bad wordsies.) When you go to a small local park, which contains signs at EVERY ENTRANCE that say “Dogs must be on leash”, and extra big signs by the playground that say “DOGS ON LEASH”… Then it might be a good idea to… you know… put your fucking dog on a leash? Or if you don’t, how about if you train your stupid brainless squash-faced ugly son of a bitch dog to obey you? Is that asking too much? Because those of us who go there and actually put our dogs on leashes don’t appreciate it when your stupid dog runs up to us and barks and barks and barks and barks. This upsets our well behaved dogs. And when we nicely ask you to put your dog on a leash, please don’t respond with “I CAN FUCKING DO WHATEVER I FUCKING PLEASE!” Because you can’t. And we will call the bylaw officers on your ass. And also your dog is ugly. It looks like it is walking backwards and barking out of it’s asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499/97 "2015-01-30T18:36:47Z")
[I like this thread!](http://s1197.photobucket.com/user/ElbowsMcFadden/media/1104111632.jpg.html?o=3) [Did you say we were going to the dog park?](http://s1197.photobucket.com/user/ElbowsMcFadden/media/1115110646.jpg.html?o=1) Yayyyy! [Although it is very exhausting when we get home…](http://s1197.photobucket.com/user/ElbowsMcFadden/media/0118132233_zps8a8768f0.jpg.html?o=0) Regards, Leet the Wonder Dog ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2015, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499/98 "2015-02-08T04:32:24Z")
Dog Mom’s post reminded me of the time that my art house in college, where I ran the projector, did a revival of _The Rocky Horror Picture Show_, and someone (in fairness, she had a foreign accent) came to complain that the other audience members were talking through the film. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2015, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499/99 "2015-02-08T04:36:02Z")
Smart theaters post a disclaimer. (It occurs to me that there is likely a larger than normal percentage of former Rocky nerds among the SDMB membership.) . ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2015, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499/100 "2015-02-08T08:37:59Z")
Gahhhhh now I’m picturing a dude walking his dog while wearing fishnets and a corset. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-some-of-the-assholes-at-the-local-dog-park/582499.md?page=6)