# To the asshat who splattered glue on my windshield

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshat-who-splattered-glue-on-my-windshield/166691>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 5, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshat-who-splattered-glue-on-my-windshield/166691 "2003-04-05T17:06:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![SweetLucy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@SweetLucy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SweetLucy)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshat-who-splattered-glue-on-my-windshield/166691/1 "2003-04-05T17:06:23Z")

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The facts: I noticed a very long streak of something in the middle of my windshield the other day- it looked like a long scratch or crack in the glass. I went to the body shop, fortunately it turned out to be some kind of super-glue that can be scraped off. I’m going to scrape it off today, hopefully it won’t be too difficult.  
The flame (fun part): EAT SHIT AND DIE, YOU BUTTMUNCHING ASSHAT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: If you don’t like my bumpersticker, tough noogies! Don’t lay a finger on my new car again or I’ll tie you by one leg to the bumper and drag you around until your ass is in shreds!

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**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshat-who-splattered-glue-on-my-windshield/166691/2 "2003-04-05T17:16:22Z")

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Hope it scrapes off no problem. What’s your bumper sticker say that would drive someone to do that? “Larouche for President”?

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**Author:** ![SweetLucy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@SweetLucy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SweetLucy)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshat-who-splattered-glue-on-my-windshield/166691/3 "2003-04-05T17:20:50Z")

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It’s an antiwar sticker. Gee, I guess it’s ironic that I’m generally against violence but I enjoy posting in the Pit 😃

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**Author:** ![raisinbread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8491ac/32.png) [@raisinbread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raisinbread)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshat-who-splattered-glue-on-my-windshield/166691/4 "2003-04-05T17:32:33Z")

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How do you know it was about your antiwar bumper sticker?

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**Author:** ![DrLizardo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@DrLizardo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrLizardo)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshat-who-splattered-glue-on-my-windshield/166691/5 "2003-04-05T18:33:53Z")

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Do you know exactly when/where it happened? Maybe it wasn’t the bumpersticker? Maybe someone objected to you parking in “their” space or some such thing…

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**Author:** ![bare](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bare/32/471_2.png) [@bare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bare)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshat-who-splattered-glue-on-my-windshield/166691/6 "2003-04-05T20:54:42Z")

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Maybe it wasn’t even super glue? Been parking near or under any trees lately. Could be hardened tree sap.