# To the asshole who got drunk and threw up all over my place.... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 28, 2003, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023 "2003-05-28T14:49:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023/1 "2003-05-28T14:49:46Z")
Fuck you. I have you over to hang out for the night. We have a few drinks, I go to sleep. I wake up finding all of the booze gone and you puking all over my floor, my stuff, and me. Thanks to you I have a HUGE mess to clean up, a lack of sleep, and I’m in a bad mood. I hope your hangover was extensively painful. Never again will you be drinking in my house. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023/2 "2003-05-28T14:51:17Z")
At least you know who it was. From the thread title, I thought you weren’t sure … (“Say, this has broccoli in it! Only Keith had broccoli… but wait, there’s orange in it! Jack had an orange.”) ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023/3 "2003-05-28T15:27:54Z")
Dantheman - “Uh…he choked on vomit.” “We’re not sure whose it was, exactly…” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![insomnia4AM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@insomnia4AM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/insomnia4AM)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023/4 "2003-05-28T15:41:00Z")
Slortar— “You can’t dust for vomit…”😃 Sorry about that **Clayton**. I had the same problem this weekend, and not only was there vomit all over the floor, couch and bathroom, there was even some OUTSIDE my apartment door, all over the _carpeted_ hallway. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023/5 "2003-05-28T16:14:05Z")
[whooze] Oh … sorry about that, man … [whooze] ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023/6 "2003-05-28T16:26:18Z")
Aw man, barf is cool. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023/7 "2003-05-28T16:31:30Z")
Why didn’t he clean it up? Under the threat of bodily harm of course. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023/8 "2003-05-28T16:43:07Z")
Ick. That’s why I’m glad I’m moving into a house with barewood floors next semester. Sure, cleaning vomit sucks, but mopping is such a breeze. ---
**Author:** ![Salieri2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Salieri2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salieri2)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023/9 "2003-05-28T16:44:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*At least you know who it was. From the thread title, I thought you weren’t sure … (“Say, this has broccoli in it! Only Keith had broccoli… but wait, there’s orange in it! Jack had an orange.”) \*\* Oh God that’s funny. Thanks, **dantheman**. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023/10 "2003-05-28T16:46:46Z")
Rent The Great Santini. Opportunity lost. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023/11 "2003-05-28T16:49:59Z")
You should get the new\*\* Vomit Swiffer\*\*. “Makes cleaning up puke a _pleasure!_” ---
**Author:** ![Cerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3bc359/32.png) [@Cerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerri)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023/12 "2003-05-28T16:53:16Z")
You actually allowed him to leave the house without cleaning it up himself??? /boggle I’d have handed him the cleaning supplies and made him do it under threat of grevious bodily harm. If you puke in my house, get it to the toilet, or you’re cleaning it, cause _I_ sure as fuck ain’t. I ain’t your momma, and I sure as fuck ain’t your maid. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023/13 "2003-05-28T17:08:11Z")
> [@](#): > > I ain’t your momma, and I sure as fuck ain’t your maid. This Hallmark moment brought to you by Cerri. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023/14 "2003-05-28T17:13:40Z")
Many years ago Ivylad and I awoke to our sleepover guest vomiting in the living room. Guess who was handed the spray bottle and the paper towels the next morning? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023/15 "2003-05-28T18:05:05Z")
I’m a big believer in the Golden Rule. So tonight, eat a large pizza, get shitfaced drunk, and then go over to his house. After you’ve puked on his carpet, his stereo, and his cat, he’ll learn his lesson. Or you will. Someone will learn something, that’s all I know. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023/16 "2003-05-28T18:12:56Z")
**Giraffe,** I think the cat might learn something too. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023/17 "2003-05-28T18:32:35Z")
My cat’s breath smells like… ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023/18 "2003-05-28T18:36:28Z")
… giraffe puke. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023/19 "2003-05-28T18:44:11Z")
😃 ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023/20 "2003-05-28T18:53:23Z")
This thread illustrates how badly we need a barfing smilie. And a cat smilie. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-asshole-who-got-drunk-and-threw-up-all-over-my-place/178023.md?page=2)