# To the fuckwad who just ensured that I'm working late today **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 9, 2001, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-fuckwad-who-just-ensured-that-im-working-late-today/68204 "2001-06-09T20:25:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![darian00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darian00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darian00)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-fuckwad-who-just-ensured-that-im-working-late-today/68204/1 "2001-06-09T20:25:45Z")
Thank you. Thank you for not being able to get here yesterday, last night, this morning, or even 2 FUCKING HOURS AGO! I didn’t really want to spend my Saturday with my wife, or see any of my aunts that are leaving this weekend anyway. Who cares that I haven’t seen them in 11 years, and that I like them (and they like me) considerably more than the ones on my mom’s side of the family? But that’s alright. It’ll take you about an hour to get unloaded, then another two to five to get reloaded so you can go back to Oklahoma, leaving me here at work until, oh, at least **SIX O’ FUCKING CLOCK!** Yes, the overtime is nice, and I get to sit in this nice air-conditioned office with an Internet connection, but as of yet I haven’t eaten and I’m running out of Mountain Dews. But that’s okay. Even better that I’m on first shift next week, so I’ll be back Monday morning at 6:30. Fuck you. Fuck you for ruining my weekend. It’s not like I had anything better to do today, right? Fuck you for now having Mrs.darian pissed off AT ME because I have to work late. Fuck you too Doug. Thanks for keeping me on such a low wage that I absolutely have to jump at the chance for any kind of extra time so I can have a few more dollars to pay the fucking bills. Thanks for reminding me every chance you get that I’ve been here the least amount of time, and therefore have the least job security here even though I’m the best fucking employee you have and have been here over a year. Not that it really matters, you moldy crusty green cuntnugget. All that you care about is doing the least amount of work possible while ogling as many females as you can. But that’s okay. Fuck you. Fuck all of you spermjockeys. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-fuckwad-who-just-ensured-that-im-working-late-today/68204/2 "2001-06-09T20:41:42Z")
ummmm shouldn’t you be working 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-fuckwad-who-just-ensured-that-im-working-late-today/68204/3 "2001-06-10T18:03:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by darian00 \* > \*\*Fuck all of you spermjockeys. \*\* I’ve been reading all about fuckbuckets, titburgers, unclespankers and spermjockeys in the Pit lately and I wonder if anyone is compiling a complete list somewhere? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-fuckwad-who-just-ensured-that-im-working-late-today/68204/4 "2001-06-10T19:01:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bob Scene \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by darian00 \* > > \*\*Fuck all of you spermjockeys. \*\* > > I’ve been reading all about fuckbuckets, titburgers, unclespankers and spermjockeys in the Pit lately and I wonder if anyone is compiling a complete list somewhere? \*\* Funny you should mention it… [The Compleat List of Fexual Acts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32246) ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-fuckwad-who-just-ensured-that-im-working-late-today/68204/5 "2001-06-11T05:17:49Z")
Thanks. That thread doesn’t mention cuntwaffles and such, though. If no one else is compiling a list, I might have to do it myself.