# To the fuckwit who keeps stealing my newspaper: STOP !

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-fuckwit-who-keeps-stealing-my-newspaper-stop/405591>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 26, 2007, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-fuckwit-who-keeps-stealing-my-newspaper-stop/405591 "2007-05-26T11:53:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2007, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-fuckwit-who-keeps-stealing-my-newspaper-stop/405591/61 "2007-06-06T11:05:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Cartooniverse]  
Apparently, yes.

My paper was stolen this morning.  
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What, no video?

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2007, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-fuckwit-who-keeps-stealing-my-newspaper-stop/405591/62 "2007-06-06T17:28:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Heffalump and Roo]  
I KNEW IT! This OP was just a tease. . .no happy endings, no massages, nothin’.

Speaking of that, weren’t you the one with the bad neighbor moving out? Did a better neighbor move in? Or is that a cliff hanger too?  
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Wow. That’s amazing that you even remembered. Yep, she moved out. Sold the house to a very lovely family. They own several mini vans that have Taxi lights on top and proper T&LC plates.

Not a tease, not at all. Just… no closure as of yet, dammit ! 😃

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