# To the girls: what would you do if you had a penis for 24 hours?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [December 7, 2000, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456 "2000-12-07T09:59:33Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/1 "2000-12-07T09:59:33Z")
To the girls: what would you do if you had a penis for 24 hours?
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### Author:  [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/2 "2000-12-07T10:53:42Z")
Lots of yoga.
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### Author:  [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/3 "2000-12-07T11:31:31Z")
Wonder what all the fuss is about.
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Kidding!
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### Author:  [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/4 "2000-12-07T11:39:36Z")
Seeing as your a woman, **Audrey** , I suppose it _would_ take a bit for it to sink in. -smile-
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### Author:  [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/5 "2000-12-07T11:56:15Z")
I always thought that, in most cases, women got the better deal, sexually, especially when it came to self-gratification. I had a friend who used to masturbate under her desk at work - no way I could pull that off! Seems like a vagina is a lot harder to simulate than a penis, as wellā¦and you can get a dildo with many advantages over the real thing, the only advantages a doll or pocket-pussy might have over the real thing is availability. They also get multiple orgasms. Only drawback is itās possible for sex to be bad for a woman. 8^)
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### Author:  [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/6 "2000-12-07T12:01:10Z")
Hear, hear!! **Batz Maru**!
If it helps the topic any, I am a lesbain trapped in a manās bodyā¦ so I know what it is like, first-hand, for a woman to have a penis! All I can think of isā¦ well, you can probably see where this is goingā¦ _Wow! This penis-thingy is **really** cold! And that place right there looks like it might be nice and warmā¦ I wonder if I put this thereā¦?_
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### Author:  [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/7 "2000-12-07T12:04:04Z")
_feigns shock at CnoteChrisā remark_
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Okay. Honestly? I donāt know. I might play with it. Or I might just sit around and see if I feel any difference when I watch sports on TV.
I definitely would try peeing standing up, just to see what itās like. I have a feeling that the novelty of it will wear off quickly, though.
Despite my curiosity about what sex would feel like from, um, that point of view, I would not run out and get laid as fast as I can.
Besides, I canāt imagine that a lot of men would want to sleep with a woman with a penis.
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### Author:  [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/8 "2000-12-07T12:07:53Z")
Hope it snowed so I could write my name with pee. Then take a photo of it.
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### Author:  [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/9 "2000-12-07T12:32:45Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Badtz Maru \*
> \*\*I always thought that, in most cases, women got the better deal, sexually. \*\*
No shit, Sherlock! Women have multiple orgasms, and they last minutes. The male orgasm? Ten seconds, **TOPS**. Thatās ridiculous!
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### Author:  [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/10 "2000-12-07T13:52:59Z")
**Ten Seconds?** Then youāre not doing it right. Or maybe it has something to do with your screen nameā¦
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### Author:  [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/11 "2000-12-07T13:53:45Z")
Iād call Esprix, or Matt, or . . .
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### Author:  [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/12 "2000-12-07T14:15:25Z")
Iād trip over it, most likely. š
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### Author:  [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/13 "2000-12-07T14:29:31Z")
Have one attached to me or just have one nearby?
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### Author:  [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/14 "2000-12-07T15:02:52Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*
> **I definitely would try peeing standing up, just to see what itās like. I have a feeling that the novelty of it will wear off quickly, though.**
Ha! The novelty never wears off! Peeing standing up is one of our genderās few real advantages. I estimate that we men save around two or three years over a lifetime by not standing in line in public restrooms.
In fact, we donāt even have to use restooms. The whole world is our urinal! Mmwa-ha-ha-ha!
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### Author:  [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/15 "2000-12-07T15:16:15Z")
Ten seconds tops?
WHy are you counting during it???
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### Author:  [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/16 "2000-12-07T15:28:52Z")
> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by Astroboy14 \*
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> If it helps the topic any, I am a lesbain trapped in a manās bodyā¦ so I know what it is like, first-hand, for a woman to have a penis!_\*
So, how long until you can have the operation? Are you on hormones yet?
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### Author:  [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/17 "2000-12-07T15:31:09Z")
[My Penis](http://www.nationallampoon.com/flashbacks/mypen/mypen.html), from the old National Lampoon.
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### Author:  [@L714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/L714)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/18 "2000-12-07T15:36:25Z")
Tell my sister in law she can suck my \*\*\*\*!!
Eeeww no, the thought just gives me the willies. Iām hopelessly female ā¦ penis or no penis.
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### Author:  [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/19 "2000-12-07T15:53:06Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Bottle of Smoke \*
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*
> > **I definitely would try peeing standing up, just to see what itās like. I have a feeling that the novelty of it will wear off quickly, though.**
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> Ha! The novelty never wears off! Peeing standing up is one of our genderās few real advantages. I estimate that we men save around two or three years over a lifetime by not standing in line in public restrooms.
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> In fact, we donāt even have to use restooms. The whole world is our urinal! Mmwa-ha-ha-ha!
> \*\*
So God is making Adam and Eve, seeā¦ Theyāre pretty much finished when God says to them āYou two are almost ready, but Iāve got these two parts left over and I canāt decide who gets what. Iām gonna let you two choose. First is the ability to pee standing upā¦ā
Adam starts jumping up and down and shouting, āOoh, ME! I want that one! Me!ā
God says, āAre you sure?ā.
āOh, yeah! Thatāll be soooo cool!ā
āWell, OK. Here you goā¦ā
Adam immediately makes the worldās first standing wee-wee and says, āNEAT! Hey, what does she get?ā
āMultiple orgasms.ā
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/20 "2000-12-07T16:56:21Z")
Pee standing up
Jack off
Get head
Get laid.
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