# To the girls: what would you do if you had a penis for 24 hours?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [December 7, 2000, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456 "2000-12-07T09:59:33Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
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### Author:  [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/41 "2000-12-08T01:30:02Z")
I changed the rules in [the other forum](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=49893) to include the possibility of doing a 5-year swap to really try out the experience. Would you if you could?
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### Author:  [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2000, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/42 "2000-12-08T02:46:14Z")
Tygr-- š
Tiburon, your #5 cracked me up! Thanks for the laugh!
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### Author:  [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/43 "2000-12-08T03:57:12Z")
I think Iād probably lock myself in my bedroom and masturbate. And then Iād go try to get laid etc. Nothing different from what I do now, actually.
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### Author:  [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2000, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/44 "2000-12-08T07:54:11Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Carina42 \*
> \*\*Hope it snowed so I could write my name with pee. Then take a photo of it. \*\*
Of the snow? Or your penis? š
I am shocked, **shocked** that not one person has said āHave sex, get circumcised, have sex again, compare relative pleasure and tell Jack Dean Tyler heās full of shit!ā
After all, itās going away in 24 hours, right?
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### Author:  [@crckrrick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crckrrick)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2000, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/45 "2000-12-08T08:35:39Z")
Unfortunately, the penis I was born with leaves me everynight at the first sign of inattention and spends itās energy trying to take over the world, only to come home cold and wet without any money complaining about how hard it is, no puns intendedā¦
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### Author:  [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2000, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/46 "2000-12-08T08:46:04Z")
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> _Astroboy14_
> If it helps the topic any, I am a lesbain trapped in a manās bodyā¦
Soā¦ how do those double ended dildos work?
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### Author:  [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/47 "2000-12-08T15:48:27Z")
To all the ladies who say theyād get laid AND get head etcā¦
Remember, the shoe is on the other foot (such as it is) nowā¦
Youād have to have the ability to talk another women INTO having sex, giving head, etcā¦
**AND YOUāD ONLY HAVE 24 HOURS TO DO IT!**
I mean after all, what would you say to a women whoās looking for a good companion/provider/jar opener/etcā¦
āNOPE!ā youād say, āIām just looking for a cheap fling. Youāll never even see me after today!ā
Good luck.
Iād go with the rent-a-girl approach. The other way just aināt that easy.
I see hoards of ā24 hourā men getting frustrated in bars and offices the world overā¦
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### Author:  [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/48 "2000-12-08T16:00:36Z")
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> \*Originally posted by lolagranola \*
> \*\*Definitely have sex, get a blow job and masturbate. All in 24 hours? Iām sure it can be done. \*\*
Of course it can be doneā¦youāve just described my typical day.
Well, my dream day.
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### Author:  [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/49 "2000-12-09T02:45:43Z")
_If I had a penis
Iād hammer in the mo-or-ninā
Iād hammer in the e-eve-ninā,
All over this la-andā¦_
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### Author:  [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/50 "2000-12-09T04:01:57Z")
I hope it still counts if Iām officially a woman rather than a girl, but if I could be a man for twenty four hours, Iād like to see how it feels NOT to feel like prey. You know, looking over your shoulder, making sure your key is in your hand before approaching your car, checking the back seat etcetera etcetera. Just for twenty four hours to walk in the park, or along a dark sidewalk and not be afraid.
Iād like to request to be a BIG man too, so if anyone DID approach, Iād kick the stew out of them. š
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### Author:  [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2000, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-girls-what-would-you-do-if-you-had-a-penis-for-24-hours/44456/51 "2000-12-09T09:07:33Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Anti Pro \*
> \*\*I hope it still counts if Iām officially a woman rather than a girl, but if I could be a man for twenty four hours, Iād like to see how it feels NOT to feel like prey. \*\*
Nah. Men are raped too. Just ask Balki Maroon. He knows.
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