# To the idiots over in ATMB who have reading comprehension difficulties

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-idiots-over-in-atmb-who-have-reading-comprehension-difficulties/711652>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 3, 2015, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-idiots-over-in-atmb-who-have-reading-comprehension-difficulties/711652 "2015-02-03T00:20:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-idiots-over-in-atmb-who-have-reading-comprehension-difficulties/711652/41 "2015-02-04T01:20:20Z")

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My absolute favorite line in the thread the OP linked to is this…

[click](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18101319&postcount=25)

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-idiots-over-in-atmb-who-have-reading-comprehension-difficulties/711652/42 "2015-02-04T01:48:50Z")

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I know. It really brings a tear to the ol’ eye socket, don’t it?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-idiots-over-in-atmb-who-have-reading-comprehension-difficulties/711652/43 "2015-02-04T01:54:41Z")

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Well, if you had followed a strict glaucoma prevention regime like I did, you’d still have that eye. Just sayin’, is all.

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**Author:** ![sich\_hinaufwinden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@sich\_hinaufwinden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sich_hinaufwinden)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-idiots-over-in-atmb-who-have-reading-comprehension-difficulties/711652/44 "2015-02-04T02:34:55Z")

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BTW - if you haven’t done it already and got a couple of minutes to kill, doing a google image search on “fuck a cactus” is reasonably entertaining.

/come for the cat in the bathtub  
//stay for the older woman with a “FUCK THE POLICE” tattoo across her chest  
///YCMV

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-idiots-over-in-atmb-who-have-reading-comprehension-difficulties/711652/45 "2015-02-05T00:59:45Z")

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> [@russian\_heel](#):
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> Also, trying desperately to come up with sex with cactus jokes, but apparently I succulent at writing comedy.

Just deserts.

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