# To the jackass driving his Hummer like a sports car through traffic this morning **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 18, 2006, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-jackass-driving-his-hummer-like-a-sports-car-through-traffic-this-morning/376937 "2006-10-18T14:12:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-jackass-driving-his-hummer-like-a-sports-car-through-traffic-this-morning/376937/21 "2006-10-19T00:13:56Z")
[QUOTE=Subway Prophet] Vacuous snotnosed ass mint. [/quote] > [@Subway Prophet](#): > > Grandstanding pigfucker. > [@Subway Prophet](#): > > …you crusty-faced ass-wart. … _Dude._ Nice. I think “ass mint” is my favorite, although “Grandstanding pigfucker” rolls beautifully off the tongue. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-jackass-driving-his-hummer-like-a-sports-car-through-traffic-this-morning/376937/22 "2006-10-19T15:17:44Z")
[QUOTE=FlyingDragonFan] I’m going to HAVE to figure out a way to work “grandstanding pigfucker” into a conversation at work tonight. [/QUOTE] For that phrase alone I give this rant a 10. ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-jackass-driving-his-hummer-like-a-sports-car-through-traffic-this-morning/376937/23 "2006-10-19T17:08:42Z")
[QUOTE=mhendo] Not if the Hummer is cutting into your lane in front of you. In that case, slamming on your brakes might help you avoid getting rammed as he changes lanes. [/QUOTE] He said rammed “by the Hummer”. I understand how one can get rammed by someone else. ---
**Author:** ![Subway\_Prophet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@Subway\_Prophet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subway_Prophet)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-jackass-driving-his-hummer-like-a-sports-car-through-traffic-this-morning/376937/24 "2006-10-19T17:18:02Z")
[QUOTE=Nutty Bunny] He said rammed “by the Hummer”. I understand how one can get rammed by someone else. [/QUOTE] Yeah, that part wasn’t terribly well-written. I’m thinking of re-wording it before I send it in to Dear Abby. ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-jackass-driving-his-hummer-like-a-sports-car-through-traffic-this-morning/376937/25 "2006-10-19T20:17:46Z")
[QUOTE=Subway Prophet] Yeah, that part wasn’t terribly well-written. I’m thinking of re-wording it before I send it in to Dear Abby. [/QUOTE] Ya gotta keep “ass mint”, though. That was my favorite part. ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-jackass-driving-his-hummer-like-a-sports-car-through-traffic-this-morning/376937/26 "2006-10-19T20:52:19Z")
I believe someone on this board once referred to that color choice in Hummer as “asshat alert yellow.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-jackass-driving-his-hummer-like-a-sports-car-through-traffic-this-morning/376937.md?page=1)