# To the jackass who sprayed my car with broken glass **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 15, 2004, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-jackass-who-sprayed-my-car-with-broken-glass/240139 "2004-04-15T08:26:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-jackass-who-sprayed-my-car-with-broken-glass/240139/41 "2004-04-19T13:43:28Z")
> [@World Eater](#): > > Shheeesh, shut the fuck up already, you sound like an asshole. > [@This Year's Model](#): > > Wow, this thread is bringing out the assholes. > [@Timban](#): > > Wow, an asshole with no comprehension skills! > [@Miller](#): > > And when you do, people are going to think you’re an asshole, because, basically, that’s what you are. > [@This Year's Model](#): > > Agreed: you’re an asshole. > [@Sublight](#): > > My unsolicited advice: just stick with “I’m an asshole.” What is it with you guys and assholes? I can only conclude that [list=a] [li]You are of limited intelligence and a retarded vocabulary, or[/li][li]You have an unhealthy fascination for the human fundament, or[/li][li]Both[/li][/list] I’m got my money on C. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-jackass-who-sprayed-my-car-with-broken-glass/240139/42 "2004-04-19T15:52:45Z")
Great. First **County** and his dick, now **Fear Itself** ’s asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-jackass-who-sprayed-my-car-with-broken-glass/240139/43 "2004-04-19T19:52:47Z")
Well, then, how does “dense bastard” strike you, **Fear Itself**? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-jackass-who-sprayed-my-car-with-broken-glass/240139/44 "2004-04-19T20:31:22Z")
> [@Fear Itself](#): > > What is it with you guys and assholes? I can only conclude that > > [list=a] > [a] You are of limited intelligence and a retarded vocabulary, or > \*\* You have an unhealthy fascination for the human fundament, or > [c] Both > [/list] > > I’m got my money on C. You forgot to include the actual answer. [d] We’re all correct ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-jackass-who-sprayed-my-car-with-broken-glass/240139/45 "2004-04-19T22:01:59Z")
Yeah, sometimes there’s one word that’s more than sufficient to completely describe something. _Roget’s_ doesn’t seem necessary in this instance. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-jackass-who-sprayed-my-car-with-broken-glass/240139/46 "2004-04-19T22:22:17Z")
> [@](#): > > Looks like I hit a nerve with the road rage crowd! Ease up on the steroids, Bubba, that little spit ball on your upper lip is about to fly off! You knuckle-draggin mouthbreathers that get all bent out of shape over a few little scratches on your testosterone-soaked lead sleds really need to gain a little perspective. So, owning a car that has a paintjob means it’s “testosterone-soaked”? Let me guess, you either drive a beat up piece of shit '80s Honda, or you ride a bicycle, is that it? :rolleyes: How about you let us make a few little scratches all over your car so you have to shell out money to get it fixed so it doesn’t rust out, and see if YOU don’t get bent out of shape, you daft bastard. > [@](#): > > Innocent people are getting blown to flinders in Iraq, yet an insult to your precious paint job pisses you off as if it were flag desecration. And you call me the moron?? Whatta Maroon!! Wait a second, are you contending that getting upset over innocent deaths in a hellhole of a country is mutually exclusive to getting pissed off at having to repaint a car? Uh, pot calling kettle… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-jackass-who-sprayed-my-car-with-broken-glass/240139/47 "2004-04-19T22:48:56Z")
On the bright side, at least the OP now has a car with his username custom-inscribed on it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-jackass-who-sprayed-my-car-with-broken-glass/240139.md?page=2)