# To the lady who called me a homophobic fucktard the other day **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 25, 2005, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-lady-who-called-me-a-homophobic-fucktard-the-other-day/314080 "2005-07-25T17:11:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-lady-who-called-me-a-homophobic-fucktard-the-other-day/314080/181 "2005-07-29T15:39:26Z")
I think you mean “celebrated” or “solemnized”, but I did mention this in post #170 - sorry if it was a bit long-winded… ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-lady-who-called-me-a-homophobic-fucktard-the-other-day/314080/182 "2005-07-29T16:39:44Z")
> [@Nic2004](#): > > Okay… this is a joke, right? Did you seriously just call him a “Brute” and a “Breeder”. And say > > _This fine woman_? Hahahahaha. _constant persecution_? That’s some funny shit. Stop it,stop it. Dude. Sarcasm. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-lady-who-called-me-a-homophobic-fucktard-the-other-day/314080/183 "2005-07-29T16:52:20Z")
> [@Greathouse](#): > > Awesome 😃 The Plaidisms, they do nothing! And you have no idea how long it took me to track down those freakin’ umlauts. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-lady-who-called-me-a-homophobic-fucktard-the-other-day/314080/184 "2005-07-29T17:04:21Z")
> [@Dead Badger](#): > > giant libertarian squid Okay, I’ll do it since nobody else seems to want to. BAND NAME!!! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-lady-who-called-me-a-homophobic-fucktard-the-other-day/314080/185 "2005-07-29T17:45:38Z")
> [@Gangster Octopus](#): > > Well, from the story it is hard to tell whether the marriage had been consumated anywhere it would be legal. > [@Malacandra](#): > > I think you mean “celebrated” or “solemnized”… No, “consummated” was the correct term. At least, if the touchy lesbian would have have said, “No, we have consummated our marriage” and held up pictures to prove it, she would have had a much better chance of being allowed in the bar. And free drinks all night. If I had been the bouncer, at least. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-lady-who-called-me-a-homophobic-fucktard-the-other-day/314080/186 "2005-07-29T17:57:06Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > \First I have to finish listening to some songs by Mötley Crüe.(They aren’t one of those new German industrial bands. They’re an 80s band.) That is funny, I always thought they were a boy band. :dubious: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-lady-who-called-me-a-homophobic-fucktard-the-other-day/314080/187 "2005-07-29T18:58:17Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > At least, if the touchy lesbian would have have said, “No, we have consummated our marriage” and held up pictures to prove it, she would have had a much better chance of being allowed in the bar. And free drinks all night. The idea of these two women going at it would make me limp for a week. Not hot at all. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-lady-who-called-me-a-homophobic-fucktard-the-other-day/314080/188 "2005-07-29T20:07:04Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > The Plaidisms, they do nothing! Not plaidisms–it’s **Plaiditudes**. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-lady-who-called-me-a-homophobic-fucktard-the-other-day/314080/189 "2005-07-29T20:10:09Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > The idea of these two women going at it would make me limp for a week. Not hot at all. Well, couldn’t you wear slippers, or borrow a walking stick, or… Oh, I see what you mean. Carry on. :smack: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-lady-who-called-me-a-homophobic-fucktard-the-other-day/314080.md?page=9)