# To the stupid jerk at the airport bar **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 10, 2010, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273 "2010-09-10T07:03:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273/21 "2010-09-10T16:32:29Z")
Do you like movies about gladiators? ---
**Author:** ![Lacunae\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lacunae\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lacunae_Matata)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273/22 "2010-09-10T16:38:02Z")
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273/23 "2010-09-10T16:40:53Z")
Have you ever seen a grown man naked? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273/24 "2010-09-10T16:45:41Z")
Alright, this thread is too silly. We’re going to have to shut it down. ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273/25 "2010-09-10T16:51:42Z")
I just want to tell you good luck. We’re all counting on you ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273/26 "2010-09-10T16:57:11Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Did you have the chicken or the fish? Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna. ---
**Author:** ![villa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc79bd/32.png) [@villa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/villa)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273/27 "2010-09-10T17:00:14Z")
Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273/28 "2010-09-10T17:08:27Z")
Roger. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273/29 "2010-09-10T17:10:51Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Roger. Huh? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273/30 "2010-09-10T17:15:37Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](#): > > …was Clintons use of the phrase, it’s the economy, … I thought Clinton denied being in the cockpit. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273/31 "2010-09-10T17:17:57Z")
The cockpit? What is it? ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273/32 "2010-09-10T17:27:48Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > The cockpit? What is it? It’s the place in the front of the airplane where the pilots sit. But that’s not important right now. ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273/33 "2010-09-10T17:58:55Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > > [@Enderw24](#): > > > > Has anyone ever found out where pa wandered off to? > > Gone to the White House, ha ha ha! I love that this ended up in a thread of **Airplane** quotes. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273/34 "2010-09-10T18:07:47Z")
I’ve got to concentrate… …concentrate… concentrate… I’ve got to concentrate… concentrate… concentrate… Hello?.. hello… hello… Echo… echo… echo… Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon… Manny Mota… Mota… Mota… ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273/35 "2010-09-10T18:15:55Z")
I juust wanted to tell you good luck. We’re all counting on you. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273/36 "2010-09-10T18:17:13Z")
I just came in to tell you good luck. We’re all counting on you. ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273/37 "2010-09-10T18:18:45Z")
I am, and stop calling me Shirley. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273/38 "2010-09-10T18:27:23Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](#): > > Yeah right. > Jerk. No wonder you’re upset. She’s lovely. And a darling figure… supple, pouting breasts… firm thighs. It’s a shame you two don’t get along. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273/39 "2010-09-10T18:28:06Z")
Snickers Johnson is right. The end of civility in politics was in 1972 when the other candidates kept calling Congresswoman Chisholm by her first name. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-stupid-jerk-at-the-airport-bar/553273/40 "2010-09-10T18:32:41Z")
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