# To the Troll who keeps starting new "woe is me" threads:  get a new hobby

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-troll-who-keeps-starting-new-woe-is-me-threads-get-a-new-hobby/710629>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 22, 2015, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-troll-who-keeps-starting-new-woe-is-me-threads-get-a-new-hobby/710629 "2015-01-22T22:54:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-troll-who-keeps-starting-new-woe-is-me-threads-get-a-new-hobby/710629/41 "2015-01-27T18:32:47Z")

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> [@GrumpyBunny](#):
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> Semi-related: a friend posted this on FB. He’s a very odd lad.
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> NSFW…

Why did I click on that? That which has been seen cannot be unseen.

\<looks for spoon to gouge out mind’s eye\>

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**Author:** ![Septima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Septima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Septima)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2015, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-troll-who-keeps-starting-new-woe-is-me-threads-get-a-new-hobby/710629/42 "2015-02-01T16:34:36Z")

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Suggestions a threesome to a cheater will probably get you dumped, which will absolutely solve the problem.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-troll-who-keeps-starting-new-woe-is-me-threads-get-a-new-hobby/710629/43 "2015-02-02T03:57:51Z")

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> [@Archeonomist](#):
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> Where else would you insert your feet?

Did the thread about the broccoli-napper get disappeared or something? I can’t find it.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-troll-who-keeps-starting-new-woe-is-me-threads-get-a-new-hobby/710629/44 "2015-02-04T22:20:14Z")

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The Sword of Damocles is hanging over my head  
And I’ve got the feeling someone’s gonna be cutting the thread  
Oh, woe is me  
My life is a misery  
Oh, can’t you see  
That I’m at the start of a pretty big downer!

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**Author:** ![Archeonomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Archeonomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archeonomist)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-the-troll-who-keeps-starting-new-woe-is-me-threads-get-a-new-hobby/710629/45 "2015-02-05T12:16:50Z")

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> [@Green\_Bean](#):
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> Did the thread about the broccoli-napper get disappeared or something? I can’t find it.

[This](http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1914&dat=19980514&id=Dck0AAAAIBAJ&sjid=LmsFAAAAIBAJ&pg=3765,2429722) incident?

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