You’re calling Lefty an idiot? Well, genius, you might want to read the fourth post in the thread in question, the one in which the OP refines his age range to 13-16, and specifically refers to his hypothetical fifteen year old daughter.
Well then I guess we were both shooting our mouths off, weren’t we? 15 would still be alright with me, anyways. She’d be within 3 years. MmmMm MmMMmm!!!
I guess we can add asshole to loon.
Ah, 18 years old he is. That explains most of it.
Oh come on Crotalus, you wish you could be this young again, doing 16 year olds without all the scorn.
If it makes you feel good to think so, go with it. Like most of what you believe, it’s not true.
It explains why it knows so much more than the rest of us.
I’m always amazed at how much dumber I got after my teen years. I used to know everything. It must be genetic; it runs in my family. My father said he had the same problem, and now my son (and step-daughter) are exhibiting it the early signs.
You should of supplemented with omega-3 and vitamins, excercised, and avoided fast food and too much TV. Looks like the American way of life got the best of you, though.
And you “should of” learned grammar instead of bulking up, buffoon.
True, grammar was always my weakest subject. 
I was always more of a math man. Oh well, I think I achieved a nice balance of being healthy and smart. What about you little shrimp? Do you try to compensate for your shrimpiness by expanding your vocabulary and trying to come across an intellect?
Surest sign of a small penis is calling someone you have never seen “shrimp”…
Or a really big one. King Kong was supposed to climb up it in the remake, but that would of pushed the rating up.
If I do happen to come across an intellect, it certainly won’t be yours, which I can’t imagine is big enough to trip over, let alone notice. If, on the other hand, I come across as an intellect, it’s probably just because most people do when compared with your puny, subhuman intelligence.
On preview: you don’t even correct blatant errors when they’re pointed out to you, why should anyone believe anything you say?
Garfield, he is younger, his mind is more agile and he can handle multi-threaded concepts better than us old fogeys. He don’t kneed no grammar to make his point. Just as long as he makes sure I get fries with my order, everything is copacetic.
Gorillas are rather under-endowed by human standards.
Cite (bolding mine).
So if you’re ‘hung like a gorilla’, you’ve got about an inch and a half.
Well, I’m certainly glad we’ve resolve the issue of whether or not the conspiracy theories advanced by BPD hold water, and can now go on to the real issue at hand, that is to say everyone’s penis size.
So, since you asked, whenever I shake my hips in New York, a girl squeals in Paris. So there.
Bah, that’s nothing. My dick is so big it once put the president on hold for twenty minutes.
And I’d already admitted that grammar was one of my weaker subjects, ass. I also said you try to by picking at other people’s grammar, not that you actually do. “OooOoOh, he left out the word ‘as’, this’ll be hilarious!”
Nope, I said he was going to climb up it, as in it’s 1250 feet erect.
You forgot to include “would of” or “should of” in there somewhere.
Lickdick, assfuck, flufferkisser, goddamn crotchrotted goatfucker!
Sorry, it was getting too civil in here, thought I’d bring in some supplies. So, “bigpappa”, are you implying that you’d enjoy having a large gorilla grab your junk? Because I’d pay real money to have you run naked into a primate pen and start waving your bits at them. Perhaps mandrills, they have such pretty faces…
And on the subject of the OP…do you believe that the people behind 9/11 knew exactly what planes hitting those buildings would look like, enough so than NO ONE would look at the footage and say “Hey, wait a minute…”
I kind of hope BPD sticks around for a little while. Its refreshing to have kids around. At least he is good for a laugh. I mean how many people don’t realize what a handicap having a 1250 foot penis would be.