# To whom do I report **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 24, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550 "2000-11-24T16:52:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ol\_io](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/65b543/32.png) [@Ol\_io](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_io)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550/21 "2000-11-24T20:03:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by porcupine \* > **Ass** ailant Didn’t anyone tell you it’s rude to pick on people’s names? How would you like it if someone noted your name as **Porc U P in E** , sort of a classical musical scatlogical… um lost my point. Carry on… It will come to me eventually. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550/22 "2000-11-24T20:04:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ol io \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by porcupine \* > > \*\*\*\*Ass **ailant** > > Didn’t anyone tell you it’s rude to pick on people’s names? How would you like it if someone noted your name as **Porc U P in E** , sort of a classical musical scatlogical… um lost my point. > Carry on… It will come to me eventually. \*\* What? ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_io](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/65b543/32.png) [@Ol\_io](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_io)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550/23 "2000-11-24T20:21:16Z")
“Pork, you pee in [the key of]E” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550/24 "2000-11-24T20:27:17Z")
no, no, no. I get the “joke.” I’m not dense. I’ve re-read the thread three times trying to find where Porcupine made fun of Assailant’s name. I can’t find it. So: What the fuck are you talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_io](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/65b543/32.png) [@Ol\_io](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_io)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550/25 "2000-11-24T20:39:56Z")
Um, the part I quoted. He made the name part bold, so there was an added emphasis on ASSailant. Sorry if you don’t get it. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550/26 "2000-11-24T20:43:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ol io \* > \*\*Um, the part I quoted. > He made the name part bold, so there was an added emphasis on ASSailant. > > Sorry if you don’t get it. ☹ \*\* Ahh…my 'puter doesn’t show bold, so I didn’t see it. thanx for clarifying. ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550/27 "2000-11-24T21:38:00Z")
Since I am never one to hold off on tooting my own horn, I wish to add that I mentioned to a certain Moderator, that a certain now-banned poster, had on his very 2nd post, displayed a personal knowledge of some long term “political” things going on around here. ie, either he was the lurker to end all lurkers, or he was one of them sockpuppet/ revenant/trolls. I now think the query has been resolved. 😃 Excellent work on the part of the Mods & Admins. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550/28 "2000-11-24T22:26:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ol io \* > How would you like it if someone noted your name as > **Porc U P in E** , sort of a classical musical scatlogical… um lost my point. > Carry on… It will come to me eventually. \*\* I’ve already been called “porcy”. Do you deny that “The Assailant” (now banned) is an ass? And I’m not a he. BTW, do you come with pasta? ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550/29 "2000-11-24T22:28:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by beatle \* > \*\*The Assailant sounds a little dippy to me. \*\* DingDingDingDingDing! ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550/30 "2000-11-24T22:57:43Z")
> [@](#): > > Since I am never one to hold off on tooting my own horn. > [@](#): > > May I join you? And you made a nice effort, Anthracite. You can take solace in that. > [@](#): > > BTW, do you come with pasta? > [@](#): > > Never mind…I give up. I’m not going to do this again This isn’t gonna turn into another one of those sex threads is it? ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550/31 "2000-11-25T00:29:00Z")
Dammit it all. I had such an easy set-up and I blew it. ::never post in a hurry. never post in a hurry:: You don’t ban people for blowing a joke do you? ---
**Author:** ![Sterra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Sterra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sterra)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550/32 "2000-11-25T00:55:21Z")
Considering how bad that was an exception should be made:) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550/33 "2000-11-25T01:10:52Z")
I for one tend to kiss moderator ass at any forum I’m in…after being banned at this one board during a heated debate when I told a poster who was a friend of a real bitch moderator, that it wasn’t mature to call people names. I was banned because “I wasn’t supposed to tell contributors how to behave.” :rolleyes: So mods intimidate me now…I am jelly. Oh thou great SDMB mods, there is none higher! /end of shameless asskissking ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550/34 "2000-11-25T06:16:32Z")
> [@](#): > > **coldfire** > Sounds to me like this bloke is one shrimp short of a barbie. We Aussies call them prawns - whether we are wearing a hat or at the fish mongers and regardlesss of our mental state. I’m getting the feeling that coldy got to be a mod because someone had to work nights and holidays. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Instant\_Pleasure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/839c29/32.png) [@Instant\_Pleasure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Instant_Pleasure)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550/35 "2000-11-25T06:42:30Z")
I’ll second that one ---
**Author:** ![Instant\_Pleasure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/839c29/32.png) [@Instant\_Pleasure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Instant_Pleasure)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550/36 "2000-11-25T06:54:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Please state your complaint in an eloquent matter, and we will consequently tear you to shreds. \*\* What? Is that the SDMB policy of when someone makes a complaint about a moderator? You gang up on them and tear them to shreds? Or is that just you speaking for yourself? Is anyone else beginning to wonder why Coldfire was promoted to Mod status? I think he is a classic case of the baseball clique “excellent player but can’t coach to save himself.” ---
**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550/37 "2000-11-25T07:03:58Z")
DNFTT ---
**Author:** ![Instant\_Pleasure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/839c29/32.png) [@Instant\_Pleasure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Instant_Pleasure)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550/38 "2000-11-25T07:11:25Z")
Got a problem Puno? Oh, your one of these people who can’t express their opinions, and would rather conform with the majority. My condolences. ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550/39 "2000-11-25T07:11:31Z")
Seven posts and most of them are concerned with SDMB moderating and moderators. Even if your IP number wasn’t a dead giveaway, I could tell from your posts that you have a grudge with with board and its mods. If you have an issue with a specific action a moderator has taken then feel free to expound upon it in this forum, but don’t post just to insult a moderator. Thread’s closed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-do-i-report/42550.md?page=1)