# To whom it may concern... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 15, 2011, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-it-may-concern/571421 "2011-02-15T05:27:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-it-may-concern/571421/101 "2011-02-18T21:04:02Z")
Were he not over in the [Sandbox](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afghanistan), Tripler would be right next to me wishing happiness from one Doper couple to another; sorry we haven’t met the breeding program’s goals yet, Czarcasm! Of course, several of us Dopers are ordained and can be your officiant as well, no matter where you decide to marry! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-it-may-concern/571421/102 "2011-02-18T21:28:23Z")
So, how does one get into this breeding program? Is there an application form? ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-it-may-concern/571421/103 "2011-02-18T21:33:59Z")
Congratulations to both of you! May all your tribbles be small and furry. \ ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-it-may-concern/571421/104 "2011-02-18T22:59:20Z")
> [@Gagundathar](#): > > Congratulations to both of you! > May all your tribbles be small and furry. > \ How about [big](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/100_0087-300x225.jpg) [and](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/albert-posing-172x300.jpg) [furry](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bertram-in-sweater-300x225.jpg) triBerts instead? (Cuthbert, Albert, and Bertram, respectively) ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2011, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-it-may-concern/571421/105 "2011-02-19T00:56:40Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > How about [big](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/100_0087-300x225.jpg) [and](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/albert-posing-172x300.jpg) [furry](http://www.juliecarter.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bertram-in-sweater-300x225.jpg) triBerts instead? > > (Cuthbert, Albert, and Bertram, respectively) Aww! Congratulations to both of you and your adorably fuzzy companions. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2011, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-it-may-concern/571421/106 "2011-02-19T01:21:05Z")
Mazel tov! May y’all have many happy years together. ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2011, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-it-may-concern/571421/107 "2011-02-19T02:59:40Z")
Wow. Best wishes to the both of you! ---
**Author:** ![sunstone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunstone/32/3372_2.png) [@sunstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunstone)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2011, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-it-may-concern/571421/108 "2011-02-19T04:59:01Z")
Couldn’t happen to two better dopers! Best Wishes! ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-it-may-concern/571421/109 "2011-02-24T19:56:38Z")
A bit late-to-the-party, but nonetheless sincere best wishes for love and rainbows and unicorns and all that mushy crap to you both! ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-it-may-concern/571421/110 "2011-03-15T05:23:24Z")
How could I have missed this thread?! For your honeymoon, are you going camping? ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-it-may-concern/571421/111 "2011-03-16T20:39:03Z")
Is that cat wearing a sweater? Bertram will make you pay, oh yes he will. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-it-may-concern/571421/112 "2011-03-16T20:42:38Z")
> [@Snickers](#): > > Is that cat wearing a sweater? Bertram will make you pay, oh yes he will. I don’t know that “Bertram” and “revenge” are often found in the vicinity of one another. That cat has been known to suffer some indignities, from the stories I hear. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-it-may-concern/571421/113 "2011-03-16T21:18:52Z")
> [@Asimovian](#): > > Half of? Does the man on the motorcycle not wish us well? 🙂 No. He doesn’t like either of you. KIDDING! I could barely type that with a straight face. 🙂 Since I was the one typing, it was my well-wishes I was expressing, but I’m more than happy to pass his along, as well; Tillykke! And if you _do_ go camping on your honeymoon, you won’t be the first Doper Couple to do so. We spent our honeymoon in a tent up in Big Bear. Actually very romantic! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-it-may-concern/571421/114 "2011-03-16T21:38:02Z")
> [@Shayna](#): > > And if you _do_ go camping on your honeymoon, you won’t be the first Doper Couple to do so. We spent our honeymoon in a tent up in Big Bear. Actually very romantic! 🆒 I am trying really, REALLY hard not to make a joke about “tenting” on the honeymoon. I’m just gonna walk away, now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-it-may-concern/571421/115 "2011-03-16T21:44:01Z")
You and my husband are soooo alike it’s not even funny. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-whom-it-may-concern/571421.md?page=5)