# Toby Keith's a colossal turd and his proclivity for all things shitty knows no limits

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**Created:** [May 22, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toby-keiths-a-colossal-turd-and-his-proclivity-for-all-things-shitty-knows-no-limits/176719 "2003-05-22T02:30:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shrew)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toby-keiths-a-colossal-turd-and-his-proclivity-for-all-things-shitty-knows-no-limits/176719/61 "2003-05-24T15:19:05Z")

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Blasted coding.

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**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toby-keiths-a-colossal-turd-and-his-proclivity-for-all-things-shitty-knows-no-limits/176719/62 "2003-05-25T04:59:40Z")

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A few years ago I dated a man who did a little security/ bodyguard work for a country music promoter in LA. My friend said Toby Keith was the biggest jerk he’d ever met and he hoped somebody someday did take a shot at him, that none of his security men would ever stop a bullet for him and that the man was a huge asshole, nasty to waitresses, the whole bit.  
Couldn’t say enough nice things about Garth Brooks, though.

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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@The\_Man\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_Who)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toby-keiths-a-colossal-turd-and-his-proclivity-for-all-things-shitty-knows-no-limits/176719/63 "2003-05-25T19:15:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jkusters \*  
> \*\*I’m not sure how you mean “rap-style” unless you mean it has flashy cars, skimply clad bimbos, and a richly-appointed mansion. I think that style was popular way before rap music co-opted it, but I haven’t got any examples immediately in mind. I have a hard time associating it exclusively with rap, though.  
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That is exactly what I meant when I said “rap-style.” Nice to see we got a little discussion out of the reference.

Speaking of Toby, “How Do You Like Me Now?” is also a pretty good video, if a bit overplayed on GAC.

-Myron

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