# Today (3-14) is Steak and BJ Day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 14, 2012, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779 "2012-03-14T20:08:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/1 "2012-03-14T20:08:33Z")

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It’s true.

[http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/](http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/)

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**Author:** ![lisiate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f05b48/32.png) [@lisiate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisiate)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/2 "2012-03-14T20:50:31Z")

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It’s the 15th already here, curse you International Dateline I’ve been cheated out of ISBJ Day.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/3 "2012-03-14T21:21:43Z")

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Husband has been duly notified. Oh, and I asked him what he’d like for dinner. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/4 "2012-03-14T21:23:13Z")

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There was a proposal to make this a Federal holiday back in the Clinton years, wasn’t there?

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/5 "2012-03-14T21:25:31Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> There was a proposal to make this a Federal holiday back in the Clinton years, wasn’t there?

I don’t understand - why would steak be such a big deal under Clinton?

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/6 "2012-03-15T00:53:54Z")

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> [@lisiate](#):
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> It’s the 15th already here, curse you International Dateline I’ve been cheated out of ISBJ Day.

So yours doesn’t extend over the Date Line?

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**Author:** ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/7 "2012-03-15T00:56:30Z")

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You really need to announce this further in advance. I just fed my husband chicken pot pie for dinner.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/8 "2012-03-15T01:10:58Z")

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Damn the girlfriend is out of state.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/9 "2012-03-15T01:11:29Z")

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Well I’m having steak for dinner…alone in a hotel room. Is there any worse place to be on Steak & BJ Day?

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/10 "2012-03-15T01:16:25Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> Well I’m having steak for dinner…alone in a hotel room. Is there any worse place to be on Steak & BJ Day?

Post op in BangKok?

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**Author:** ![Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swords_to_Plowshares)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/11 "2012-03-15T01:42:59Z")

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This conflicts with Pi Day. I guess the two should be combined.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/12 "2012-03-15T01:58:40Z")

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> [@Swords\_to\_Plowshares](#):
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> This conflicts with Pi Day. I guess the two should be combined.

I guess being alone in a hotel room I could pick up a warm apple pi.

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/13 "2012-03-15T03:26:15Z")

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> [@Motorgirl](#):
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> You really need to announce this further in advance. I just fed my husband chicken pot pie for dinner.

But have _you_ eaten yet?

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**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/14 "2012-03-15T09:18:57Z")

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Made pie instead.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/15 "2012-03-15T11:14:41Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> I don’t understand - why would steak be such a big deal under Clinton?
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> Regards,  
> Shodan

_ **Returning Shodan’s volley in the same level of lighthearted political snark/wittiness without vitriol:** _

You don’t understand. The BJ under Clinton episode was the necessary foreplay before we got down to Bush and really got fucked.

And that was what was at steak! 😃

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/16 "2012-03-15T11:42:42Z")

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> [@Polycarp](#):
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> _ **Returning Shodan’s volley in the same level of lighthearted political snark/wittiness without vitriol:** _
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> You don’t understand. The BJ under Clinton episode was the necessary foreplay before we got down to Bush and really got fucked.
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> And that was what was at steak! 😃

Then Steak and BJ Day should be [March 19th](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_invasion_of_Iraq), shouldn’t it?

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/17 "2012-03-15T12:41:54Z")

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I thought that was the day we celebrated Lyndon B Johson killing that really nasty vampire.

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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/18 "2012-03-15T13:35:17Z")

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My wife and I will be celebrating this a day late, as we do every year. For some reason it just works out that way. Last night was my daughter’s winter choral concert and then my wife had a meeting for one of her volunteer organizations, so our evening didn’t work out too well. However, we’ve already exchanged texts this morning about tonight’s activities, so I know how we’ll be spending our ‘parent time’ after the kids are in bed.

I love that woman.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/19 "2012-03-15T13:45:26Z")

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She’s a rare one indeed. You’ve done well my fine sir. Its hard to find a happy medium in a marriage these days, but such an arrangement gets to the meat of the matter. She’s a little saucy I take it (and I hope such inclinations cut both ways). Unfortunately I took the other fork in the road marriage wise. But my plate is full anyways so I guess it don’t matter as I am of a rather tender disposition and such extravagances go against my grain as life has made me a grissled, well aged fat man.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/20 "2012-03-15T14:37:05Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> She’s a rare one indeed. You’ve done well my fine sir. Its hard to find a happy medium in a marriage these days, but such an arrangement gets to the meat of the matter. She’s a little saucy I take it (and I hope such inclinations cut both ways). Unfortunately I took the other fork in the road marriage wise. But my plate is full anyways so I guess it don’t matter as I am of a rather tender disposition and such extravagances go against my grain as life has made me a grissled, well aged fat man.

Sounds like you blew it.

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