# Today (3-14) is Steak and BJ Day **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 14, 2012, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779 "2012-03-14T20:08:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/21 "2012-03-15T15:49:57Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Husband has been duly notified. Oh, and I asked him what he’d like for dinner. 🙂 Pffft. When I texted The Other Shoe about this, he thought I meant that HE had to go pick up the steak. I came home with a lovely T-bone, to find him unpacking groceries. He had gone out and gotten a ribeye. Why, sweetheart, do you think you’d have to do the work? Now, we have to eat more steak! How will we find the inner strength to get through this? Oh, and I got _turned down_ on the other half of the matter - he was just that tired. Turned. Down. :rolleyes: I told him we can celebrate belatedly today, if he’s, ah, feeling more up to it. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/22 "2012-03-15T22:16:56Z")
Well, we didn’t have steak. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/23 "2012-03-15T22:41:02Z")
Not even reusable “tube steak”? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/24 "2012-03-15T23:24:25Z")
We had liver - and it was damn near boiled the way she cooked it. As to the other, Mr Gorsky is on a more favourable promise than I am. /le sigh ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/25 "2012-03-16T02:07:15Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Sounds like you blew it. But did he eat a steak first? ---
**Author:** ![Tamex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Tamex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamex)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/26 "2012-03-16T04:16:27Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > I don’t understand - why would steak be such a big deal under Clinton? Anyway, I heard he was a vegan now. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/27 "2012-03-16T04:40:41Z")
> [@Tamex](#): > > Anyway, I heard he was a vegan now. Yup, that was on the news. I guess he’ll do anything to attract attention. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/28 "2012-03-16T06:45:13Z")
I wish I could squeeze an A-1 joke in here, but it would just be too forced. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/29 "2012-03-16T11:55:34Z")
My wife’s blowjob skills have been rate A-1 by the sexual services rating agency of Dewey, Blowem, and How. Clinton’s now a vegan? Give the man a cigar! ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/30 "2012-03-16T18:56:00Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Well I’m having steak for dinner…alone in a hotel room. Is there any worse place to be on Steak & BJ Day? Depends on the hotel, did you talk to the Bell Captain after you called Room Service to order the steak? ---
**Author:** ![Mentor\_and\_Liar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mentor\_and\_Liar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mentor_and_Liar)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/31 "2012-03-16T19:48:49Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Damn the girlfriend is out of state. I guess you’ll just have to blow him yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/32 "2012-03-16T22:05:20Z")
" This steak best if blown before April 9, 2012. " 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779/33 "2012-03-17T01:16:50Z")
> [@Motorgirl](#): > > You really need to announce this further in advance. I just fed my husband chicken pot pie for dinner. “Chicken pot pie,” eh? Heh. Say no more, say no more, wink wink nod nod. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-3-14-is-steak-and-bj-day/615779.md?page=1)