# Today..I am a Job Creator **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 6, 2014, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-a-job-creator/694919 "2014-08-06T03:57:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-a-job-creator/694919/1 "2014-08-06T03:57:51Z")
Just put 33 people on staff at my new Pizza place in Florida. It is in Port St John Florida. Message me if you are ever near there and I’ll set you up with a free Pizza. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-a-job-creator/694919/2 "2014-08-06T04:00:45Z")
can you get me a job? ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-a-job-creator/694919/3 "2014-08-06T04:36:39Z")
> [@Lanzy](#): > > Just put 33 people on staff at my new Pizza place in Florida. It is in Port St John Florida. Message me if you are ever near there and I’ll set you up with a free Pizza. 😉 Hey, congratulations, **Lanzy**! I am a job creator too, although I have just 6 employees, not 33. Welcome to the club! Feels good, doesn’t it? Now, where are my billions. I mean I should be rich or something, shouldn’t I? ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-a-job-creator/694919/4 "2014-08-06T04:42:46Z")
33 people isn’t a pizza place, it’s a restaurant! Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-a-job-creator/694919/5 "2014-08-06T04:48:39Z")
> [@Onomatopoeia](#): > > Hey, congratulations, **Lanzy**! > > I am a job creator too, although I have just 6 employees, not 33. Welcome to the club! Feels good, doesn’t it? > > Now, where are my billions. **I mean I should be rich or something** , shouldn’t I? For **Lanzy** , it would be upper crust. ---
**Author:** ![Alley\_Dweller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alley_dweller/32/430_2.png) [@Alley\_Dweller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alley_Dweller)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-a-job-creator/694919/6 "2014-08-06T05:32:29Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > For **Lanzy** , it would be upper crust. He’s movin’ on up! He finally got a piece of the pie! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-a-job-creator/694919/7 "2014-08-06T05:40:22Z")
> [@Alley\_Dweller](#): > > He’s movin’ on up! He finally got a piece of the pie! Well, he _is_ the big cheese, isn’t he? He’ll flip if anyone pans the place. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-a-job-creator/694919/8 "2014-08-06T06:00:58Z")
I am a job destroyer, recently closed down a business with 4 and a half jobs down the swanny. ---
**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-a-job-creator/694919/9 "2014-08-06T06:46:15Z")
Well done **Lanzy**. I’d love to be a job creator. I’ve had a position vacant for several months, but I haven’t been able to find the right candidate. ---
**Author:** ![Raza](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raza/32/213_2.png) [@Raza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raza)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-a-job-creator/694919/10 "2014-08-06T17:45:51Z")
I grew up about a mile away, and still have gobs of family very close by, so I’ll make a point of stopping in the next time I’m down that way. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-a-job-creator/694919/11 "2014-08-06T18:55:53Z")
> [@Cunctator](#): > > Well done **Lanzy**. > > I’d love to be a job creator. I’ve had a position vacant for several months, but I haven’t been able to find the right candidate. Does it involve web development, technical writing, content creation, or ebook formatting? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-a-job-creator/694919/12 "2014-08-06T22:15:53Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Does it involve web development, technical writing, content creation, or ebook formatting? 🙂 No. It’s an actuarial role. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-a-job-creator/694919/13 "2014-08-06T22:58:38Z")
> [@Cunctator](#): > > No. It’s an actuarial role. Sorry, then, I can’t help. Unless your actuary needs an HTML5-based front end? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-a-job-creator/694919/14 "2014-08-06T23:48:14Z")
Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-a-job-creator/694919/15 "2014-08-09T03:29:56Z")
Do you deliver? I’m only around three hours south of you… Congrats on the place. And the jobs. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-a-job-creator/694919/16 "2014-08-09T03:56:22Z")
Years ago, I read of tiny jets that James Bond might have used. I thought they would be great for pizza delivery, and also shooting down the forces of opposing companies. These days, it would probably be drones. Do you deliver by drone? If so, do international boundaries pose a problem? My roommates eat an _awful_ lot of pizza.