# Today I Am Happy Because...

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-happy-because/162582
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 19, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-happy-because/162582 "2003-03-19T16:36:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 3
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### Author: ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-happy-because/162582/1 "2003-03-19T16:36:41Z")

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I passed all my exams!  
I’m one step closer to being a doctor!

I’m so happy, but exhausted, drained and weepy too.  
My brain has been quietly committing suicide since the last exam, and I can no longer form words of more than 3 syllables.  
So, why are you happy today?

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### Author: ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-happy-because/162582/2 "2003-03-19T17:01:20Z")

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Cool! You learned how to resuscitate [hamsters!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=170966)

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### Author: ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-happy-because/162582/3 "2003-03-19T17:15:32Z")

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:eek: :smack: ☹  
sorry.