Today I found . . .

I don’t know if the OP has small children playing at his house, but ours tested at low levels for lead paint because our 1902 house had been painted/scraped so many times the dirt around it was contaminated. And small children do play and dig lovely holes, then put dirty fingers in their mouths, or pick their noses.

Okay, that’s just too funny to not tell you that I found it hilarious.