# Today... I'm a millionaire.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 4, 2004, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-im-a-millionaire/258364 "2004-08-04T22:25:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-im-a-millionaire/258364/21 "2004-08-05T18:42:02Z")
**Pestie** , as a fellow Floridian, I have to warn you about those social-climbing Limeys! šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-im-a-millionaire/258364/22 "2004-08-06T02:49:43Z")
Anybody wanna give some looove to the thousand-aire?? šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-im-a-millionaire/258364/23 "2004-08-06T03:05:12Z")
I love the anonimity of message boards, I can tell everyone about my millions, my chiseled good looks, my massive hunk of manhood, and my prowess in all aspects of my life. If I wouldnā€™t have gone to those dope lunches, I wouldnā€™t have a single person here who could point out the truth. Sorry **Ethilrist** , since you live closest to me, youā€™re going to have to go first. Itā€™s just the price youā€™ll pay for my anonimity. No hard feelings, k? ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-im-a-millionaire/258364/24 "2004-08-06T03:41:22Z")
Receiving these anticipated funds doesnā€™t involve anyone by the name of ā€œMobutuā€ does it? ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-im-a-millionaire/258364/25 "2004-08-06T06:39:51Z")
Silocke- work for Google, eh? šŸ†’ Remember to put some aside for them taxes. See a Tax Professional NOW. ;j Unless of course, you are talking about having won a lottery you didnā€™t enter, ot someone from Nigeria has some money he needs _you_ to hold for him. :dubious: Both are scams. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-im-a-millionaire/258364/26 "2004-08-06T06:41:10Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#): > > I love the anonimity of message boards, I can tell everyone about my millions, my chiseled good looks, my massive hunk of manhood, and my prowess in all aspects of my life. _NurseCarmen_ ? Massive hunk of manhood?? šŸ˜• :eek: ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-im-a-millionaire/258364/27 "2004-08-06T11:57:41Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > _NurseCarmen_ ? Massive hunk of manhood?? šŸ˜• :eek: **NurseCarmen** is a guy in Minnesota, FWIW. **Silocke** , let me be the first to say: Youā€™ve changed. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-im-a-millionaire/258364/28 "2004-08-06T12:39:24Z")
Iā€™m in the bond and stock business. Now I have 5,000 shares of Beefsteak Mines in Leapfrog, Nevada that I want to turn over to your bankā€¦Now these shares are selling for 10 cents a shareā€¦Naturally youā€™re no dunceā€¦If 5 will get you 10, 10 will get you twenty, 16 cylinder cars, a big home in the city, balconies upstairs and down, home in the country, big trees, private golf course, stream running through the rear of the estate, warm Sunday afternoons fishing under the cool trees, sipping ice cold beer. [http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.filmsite.org%2Fbank.html](http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.filmsite.org%2Fbank.html) ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-im-a-millionaire/258364/29 "2004-08-06T13:16:00Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > _NurseCarmen_ ? Massive hunk of manhood?? šŸ˜• :eek: BwahahaHAHHH! **NurseCarmen,** you sought to threaten me, but now you have embarassed and confused the mighty **DrDeth**! Plot your own demise before you attempt mine, for they donā€™t call him Dr **DETH** for nothing! ā€¦ at least I hope soā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-im-a-millionaire/258364/30 "2004-08-06T13:24:50Z")
Congrats. According to a scheme I worked out last year, I ought to be nearly half-way there by now. Unfortunately I did some stupid things. All being well, itā€™ll now be some time around Easter 2006ā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-im-a-millionaire/258364/31 "2004-08-06T14:03:42Z")
If the deal goes through then congrats Silocke. If weā€™re comparing assets **starts digging his his pocket** ā€¦ I have some lint, $2.26 CDN, Mr. Johnson, and a smartie. Ah well. We canā€™t have it all so I have to make do with looks, brains, and physical prowess šŸ†’ ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-im-a-millionaire/258364/32 "2004-08-06T14:50:19Z")
**Greenback** , thatā€™s almost exactly the same line **Stonebow** used on me when we first met, except it was a tictac instead of a smartie. So donā€™t give up. šŸ˜‰ FB ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-im-a-millionaire/258364/33 "2004-08-06T16:05:05Z")
> [@Rooves](#): > > Anybody wanna give some looove to the thousand-aire?? šŸ˜‰ Just get that money in ones and we can have us a helluva time down at Rickā€™s Cabaret. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-im-a-millionaire/258364.md?page=1)