# Today is a sad day for Girlby Sea

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-a-sad-day-for-girlby-sea/13926>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 18, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-a-sad-day-for-girlby-sea/13926 "2000-02-18T14:33:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Totilhate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9d8465/32.png) [@Totilhate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totilhate)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-a-sad-day-for-girlby-sea/13926/1 "2000-02-18T14:33:00Z")

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Today is a sad day for GirlbySea. CheifScott has departed for his 6 month tour. Mom, I just wanted you to know that together we will do what we can to make these next 6 months fly by. We seriously need a girl’s day out! I love you Mom!

-Chris

In original dialect, it’s really quite cryptical, there are many copies around but this my man is the original.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-a-sad-day-for-girlby-sea/13926/2 "2000-02-18T14:37:00Z")

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Keep the home fires burning  
While your heart is yearning  
Though your lad is far away, he dreams of home  
There’s a silver lining  
Through the dark clouds shining  
Turn the dark clouds inside out till your boy comes home!

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**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-a-sad-day-for-girlby-sea/13926/3 "2000-02-18T14:43:00Z")

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Aww, jeez, thanks a lot, Totilhate. Now _I’ve_ got to go do something nice for _my_ mom. Damn…

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“They were lovers, parted by betrayal. But once a year, they are allowed to cross the River  
of Stars.” -Doji Shizue, _Festival of the River of Stars_

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**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-a-sad-day-for-girlby-sea/13926/4 "2000-02-18T14:45:00Z")

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Oh, and duh. Best wishes for the Chief and GBS (though with a killer kid like you, I imagine she’ll do fine).

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“They were lovers, parted by betrayal. But once a year, they are allowed to cross the River  
of Stars.” -Doji Shizue, _Festival of the River of Stars_

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-a-sad-day-for-girlby-sea/13926/5 "2000-02-18T14:56:00Z")

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Lay off her, Flyp, those charges were dismissed.

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**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-a-sad-day-for-girlby-sea/13926/6 "2000-02-18T15:50:00Z")

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Thank you sweetheart. God knew many years ago that you were the one I needed. Thank you for coming into my life and for being the daughter that your mother is very proud of…

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Girlbysea (AKA: ChiefScott’s GBS)

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**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-a-sad-day-for-girlby-sea/13926/7 "2000-02-18T15:57:00Z")

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Hang in there Girl, we’ll help ya through it.

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**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-a-sad-day-for-girlby-sea/13926/8 "2000-02-18T16:12:00Z")

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Well, now it’s all becoming so clear…

Chief’s been using Totilhate to bump off those smiley posters. But with a lack of apparent motive on Totilhate’s part…

Thanks for the tip, Uke.

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**Author:** ![Totilhate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9d8465/32.png) [@Totilhate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totilhate)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-a-sad-day-for-girlby-sea/13926/9 "2000-02-19T00:27:00Z")

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Whose a kid? I am almost old enough to drink in public something other than Coke!!

🙂 There’s one for ya!
