# Today is Cajun Man's Birthday

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 13, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390 "2000-12-13T19:18:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390/1 "2000-12-13T19:18:37Z")

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Today is **Cajun Man** ’s Birthday.

Happy Birthday, **Cajun Man**. (He’s 49, but don’t tell him I told you.)

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**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390/2 "2000-12-13T19:24:56Z")

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Happy Birthday, Cajun Man!

49? I don’t believe it, I thought you were 29.

Birthday shot at the Dopefest on me!

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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390/3 "2000-12-13T19:32:23Z")

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WOOHOO! Conga RATS! \<–hehhehe Now you have to throw a paint balloon out your window at a passerby. hehehe

HUGS!  
Sqrl

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**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390/4 "2000-12-13T19:56:36Z")

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Happy B-Day Cajun Man! Have a Happy one!

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390/5 "2000-12-13T20:08:08Z")

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So, **Cajun Man** , I hear today is your birthday. What are you planning?

Cele-bray-SHON.

Oh, you’re throwing a party! Is there a theme?

In-toxee-cay-SHON.

Drinking a lot, huh? Does **DrMatrix** fit into these plans at all?

For-nee-cay-SHON.

Ohhhhh, right…

:D:D

Many happy returns of the day, **Cajun Man**! Throw one back for me!

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390/6 "2000-12-13T20:43:57Z")

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Happy birthday, **CM!**

I was gonna bake you a cake, but I couldn’t afford the candles!

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390/7 "2000-12-13T23:45:17Z")

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:o

Thanks, y’all! (And you too, **DrM**. 😛 )

**Sax** : But, I am 29… **DrM** fibs. 😉

**Sqrl** : I don’t see you passing by outside my window. 😛😉

**Wonko** : Thanks! 🙂

**Olentzero** : Thanks…I’ll do that! 🙂

**Ike** : Thanks so much! 😛😉

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390/8 "2000-12-13T23:51:32Z")

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Woo Hoo! Party party! Happy 49th Cajun Man! Only 16 more years before you can get the discount at Denny’s. 😃

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**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390/9 "2000-12-14T00:00:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Cele-bray-SHON.
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> Oh, you’re throwing a party! Is there a theme?
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> In-toxee-cay-SHON.
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> Drinking a lot, huh? Does DrMatrix fit into these plans at all?
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> For-nee-cay-SHON.

As long as she isnt a Less-bee-OWN

Cause then all you’ll have left is Master-bay-SHON

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390/10 "2000-12-14T00:06:41Z")

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Sax will give you a birthday drink. I get to give you birthday punches!

49? Boy is your arm gonna be sore.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390/11 "2000-12-14T00:23:23Z")

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I’m 35 today, but quite worn out from last night’s [game of twister](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=50690). You’re welcome to all our left over booze ‘n’ snacks though.

Now where do I line up for those punches?

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**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390/12 "2000-12-14T01:08:41Z")

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Happy birthday! Mine was yesterday and I threw myself a party. It’s around here some where so come on over when you get a chance.  
Now I am going to sit down and have a beer with you here, but you have to promise to come over and play spin the bottle with us.  
We have some kick-ass spinach dip over there and name that jello shot.

Damn aren’t Sagittarians great? 😃

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390/13 "2000-12-14T02:24:43Z")

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Happy Birthday Cajun Man! Hope you have a great one!

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**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390/14 "2000-12-14T02:26:57Z")

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_warbles off-key_

…And many mooooooooooooooooooooooore!!!

_ducks rotten tomatoes and exits hastily_

😃

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390/15 "2000-12-14T02:33:22Z")

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Happy birthday… Today in my AP english class, I was colouring a classmate’s drawings and adding little combinations of lizards and unicorns to it. 😃 Ah, the joys of getting the most credit for the least productive class. I have decided for your birthday, you shall recieve a lobster with brass ears.

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**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390/16 "2000-12-14T03:15:39Z")

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Happy Birthday to you,  
Happy Birthday to you,  
Happy Birthday Cajun Man,  
Happy Birthday to you!

Rose 🙂

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390/17 "2000-12-14T03:34:28Z")

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----:)/ x x x [blows kisses]  
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extra hats & \* & \* & \* & \* & \* & \* &

May you have many more happy birthdays!

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390/18 "2000-12-14T04:15:16Z")

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**Demo** : Thanks! Oh boy! Do they still have their all-you-can-eat breakfast bar?! 😛😉

**absoul** : One thing you can you can say about masturbation is you don’t have to look your best. 🙂

**Biggirl** : You have to catch me first! 😛😉

**Colin** : Happy Birthday! 🙂 😛

**Kricket** : Happy Birthday! Oy, spin-the-bottle…like I don’t feel old already. Yeah, we are great! 😃

**psy** : Thanks-a-lot! 😉

**chique** : I don’t care if you’re off-key! 😉

**ssskuggiii** : Wow! I’ve never seen a lobster’s ears! 😕 😉

**Blue Twylight** : Thanks, Rose! 😉

**Spider Woman** : Thanks again, my friend! 😉 😃

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390/19 "2000-12-14T04:40:14Z")

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Happy Birthday, Cajun Man!

And I support your right to start counting backward next year. Which will make you either 48 or 28, depending on who you believe.

Scotti

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2000, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-cajun-mans-birthday/45390/20 "2000-12-14T07:07:57Z")

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Happy (slightly belated, depending on time zone) birthday, **Cajun Man**. And let me point out that the **Jack Benny Precedent** allows you to hold at age 39 for the rest of your life.

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