# Today is dpr's birthday

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 21, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237 "2000-08-21T23:50:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237/1 "2000-08-21T23:50:22Z")

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANTHONY!!!

The big 3-0!

Woohoo …

nude twister

alcohol

yeah baby

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237/2 "2000-08-21T23:56:04Z")

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_walks in, strips, and oils up for naked Twister_

Happy birthday hon!!! Hope it’s a GREAT one!

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237/3 "2000-08-22T00:02:23Z")

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Well, well, well, another Doper turns 30.

I think we need to have a Doper spanking party – line up all those that were born in 1970 and force them to say “Thank you sir may I have another?”

Okay maybe not that, how about forcing them to drink 30 ounces of beer in 30 seconds. Some can’t tolerate beer.

Hmmm, Happy Birthday dpr – young pup!

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237/4 "2000-08-22T00:12:46Z")

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Ok man jesus christ already. Three fucking forums you’ve posted this in. What next, a GQ about dpr? A comment on a mailbag article as it relates to him. Enough.

Oh and happy birthday.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237/5 "2000-08-22T00:17:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by oldscratch \*  
> \*\*Ok man jesus christ already. Three fucking forums you’ve posted this in. What next, a GQ about dpr? A comment on a mailbag article as it relates to him. Enough.
> 
> Oh and happy birthday. \*\*

I am removing all such threads except for ONE, and that’s this one.

pLt, consider yourself officially warned. Don’t multi-post like this again.

Lynn  
Administrator  
For the Straight Dope

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237/6 "2000-08-22T00:21:52Z")

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Aw sorry. Didn’t mean to get you in trouble or anything. And I’m not knocking you either Lynn. The last thing I want is someone’s birthday thread devloving into a debate over removing threads.

Did I mention Happy Birthday?

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237/7 "2000-08-22T00:59:25Z")

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Wow! Naked Twister and lots of alcohol?!? Now this is what I call a party!

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**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237/8 "2000-08-22T01:06:25Z")

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Sorry Lynn …

Didn’t mean to break any rules … I thought changing the topic so it was a question, debate or flame or whatever would be good enough …

My apologies.

happy Birthday Anthony 🙂

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237/9 "2000-08-22T01:41:43Z")

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dpr, dear, happy happy birthday! ::hug and kiss on cheek::

I got you a Ferarri, cherry red, loaded. It’s parked in the driveway.

::hands over keys::

Have fun!

🆒

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237/10 "2000-08-22T01:47:04Z")

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Happy birthday.

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237/11 "2000-08-22T01:58:06Z")

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I hope you are having the best day yet!!! Celebrate and enjoy!!!

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**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237/12 "2000-08-22T02:14:30Z")

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

I hope yours is as good as mine was last month!!!

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237/13 "2000-08-22T04:36:43Z")

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Happy birthday dpr!!! Hope it’s a good one!

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237/14 "2000-08-22T04:43:05Z")

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I’m confused. Today-today or tomorrow-today? The 21st or 22nd?

Happy B-Day, dpr. Remember I’m staying with you if I ever get to Oz.

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237/15 "2000-08-22T04:46:10Z")

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Happy dpr Day!

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237/16 "2000-08-22T04:47:55Z")

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Dear dpr-

Happy Birthday, and my best wishes that this will be the best year of your life!

Scotti

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237/17 "2000-08-22T05:13:59Z")

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Happy Birthday, my friend. So, you’re finally the big 3-0, eh? 😉 Now before I head off to join the Naked Twister game in my new purple bikini, c’mere. That’s right, closer.

\<I lean real close, and whisper in your ear\> Psthst,pshsht, slhfahhhgtt…and then we can…pshttt… 😃  
Take care, my friend, and thanks for the drive-by hug yesterday. Same back atcha.

{{{{{{{{{{dpr}}}}}}}}}}

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237/18 "2000-08-22T05:39:33Z")

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Well, happy birthday mate! I only got you some women and some beer. I would’ve gotten you more, but you had to go and vote for someone else for Mr. Beauty 2000. 😉

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237/19 "2000-08-22T06:22:12Z")

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I have a new rule: anybody younger than me gets 10 years added, just as a blatant act of revenge.

Happy 40th, **dpr**.

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**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-dprs-birthday/30237/20 "2000-08-22T07:28:15Z")

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Happy B-Day Mate!

Have a few rounds of whatever the Aussie’s special brew is on me! 😃

-Sam

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