# Today is my birthday. Any Suggestions? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 15, 2000, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday-any-suggestions/33325 "2000-09-15T17:31:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![lablonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@lablonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lablonde)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday-any-suggestions/33325/1 "2000-09-15T17:31:48Z")
I’m wondering what you would suggest as a way to have a special / unique day ! ---
**Author:** ![Co-op](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/57b2e6/32.png) [@Co-op](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Co-op)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday-any-suggestions/33325/2 "2000-09-15T17:44:48Z")
You started good by coming here. Happy birthday lablonde! ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday-any-suggestions/33325/3 "2000-09-15T17:45:55Z")
Happy Birthday! If I was you, I’d dress up in formalwear and go to Chuck E. Cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday-any-suggestions/33325/4 "2000-09-15T17:46:27Z")
Go for a helicopter ride. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Diesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@Diesel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diesel)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday-any-suggestions/33325/5 "2000-09-15T21:32:58Z")
Porn. Lots and lotsa porn. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday-any-suggestions/33325/6 "2000-09-15T21:45:59Z")
Go to a restaurant where the staff sings you a special birthday song. Have your meal partners tell the waiter it’s your birthday. Instant party! ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday-any-suggestions/33325/7 "2000-09-16T13:47:19Z")
Blow out ALL the candles on the first blow or your wish won’t come true. Trust me on this. I’d be filthy rich today if it weren’t for a rushed blow job. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday-any-suggestions/33325/8 "2000-09-16T14:26:16Z")
Depends on how old you are really. Happy B-Day! So, how old ARE you? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday-any-suggestions/33325/9 "2000-09-16T15:29:30Z")
When I was a kid, my parents would take me to Disneyland on my birthday. Of course, we lived in the Los Angeles area, so Disneyland was within driving distance. ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday-any-suggestions/33325/10 "2000-09-16T15:51:09Z")
Go hit the bars with a bunch of friends and party. If they’re “true” friends they’ll buy all the drinks! 🙂 Happy birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday-any-suggestions/33325/11 "2000-09-16T16:20:09Z")
Definitely depends on which birthday it is. For my 30th, my best friend gave me a policeman. **That** was a very nice present! ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday-any-suggestions/33325/12 "2000-09-17T06:45:28Z")
Drink early and often.