# Today is my Birthday....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 23, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764 "2003-11-23T01:38:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764/1 "2003-11-23T01:38:09Z")

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Thats all…  
yup…thats it …  
36 years old…

Someone say happy Birthday Dagnabit!

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764/2 "2003-11-23T01:44:15Z")

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Happy Birthday, **Dagnabit**!

I mean, Happy Birthday, **rolandgunslinger**!

And many, many more to come.

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**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764/3 "2003-11-23T02:02:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by BuckleberryFerry \*  
> \*\*Happy Birthday, **Dagnabit**!
> 
> I mean, Happy Birthday, **rolandgunslinger**!
> 
> And many, many more to come. \*\*

Thankee sai.

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**Author:** ![7\_up\_yours](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/919ad9/32.png) [@7\_up\_yours](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7_up_yours)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764/4 "2003-11-23T02:03:01Z")

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Happy birthday…

Don’t look so sad, that wrinkly face ain’t gonna get unwrinkly if you keep doing that!

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764/5 "2003-11-23T02:07:44Z")

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**BuckleberryFerry** stole my joke… ☹

Oh well, you get the multilingual translation! How’s about that? 😃

] **HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROLANDGUNSLINGER!!!**

Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday”: (thanks, Nathan!)

“Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!”

Approximate English Translation of Above:

“Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes. Congratulations! Congratulations!”

How old you be now? 😉

F\_X

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**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764/6 "2003-11-23T02:21:55Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \*  
> \*\ ***BuckleberryFerry** stole my joke… ☹
> 
> Oh well, you get the multilingual translation! How’s about that? 😃
> 
> ] **HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROLANDGUNSLINGER!!!**
> 
> Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday”: (thanks, Nathan!)
> 
> “Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!”
> 
> Approximate English Translation of Above:
> 
> “Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes.  
> Congratulations! Congratulations!”
> 
> YESSSSS! A “HAPPY BIRTDAY” from Flamsterette\_X
> 
> NOW my day feels complete…:D:D:D
> 
> How old you be now? 😉
> 
> F\_X \*\*

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**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764/7 "2003-11-23T02:24:09Z")

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Whoops. I had a brain fart

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764/8 "2003-11-23T02:26:19Z")

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Wishing you a good day, a good year and a good life.

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**Author:** ![foxymoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@foxymoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxymoron)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764/9 "2003-11-23T02:48:57Z")

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Happy birthday.  
Thirty-six sounds like a good age to be.

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764/10 "2003-11-23T02:49:48Z")

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A fellow 36-year-old wishing you A Sloppy, Drunken Birfday! May you be showered with virgins on this happy occasion!

Pssst. BTW, it’s a little known fact that from your 36th birthday and on we only count every other year towards our age. So happy 36th birthday next year as well!

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764/11 "2003-11-23T04:19:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by rolandgunslinger \*  
> \*\*Whoops. I had a brain fart \*\*

So did I… I apparently didn’t read the part where you said you were 36 years old. Oops.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764/12 "2003-11-23T04:21:40Z")

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Happy Birthday to a fellow King fan. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764/13 "2003-11-23T04:28:35Z")

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Hey, **rolandgunslinger** , fellow Doper, owner of a cool username – have a great birthday, mate, and many, many more of them! 🙂

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**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764/14 "2003-11-23T04:33:30Z")

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I’m just here for the cake, but have a great birthday too.

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**Author:** ![lilbtagna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@lilbtagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilbtagna)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764/15 "2003-11-23T06:21:02Z")

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Happy birthday!

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**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764/16 "2003-11-23T06:26:48Z")

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A BIG THANK YOU TO EVERYONE!

i feel so loved…

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764/17 "2003-11-23T06:27:21Z")

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Happy Birthday to YOU!!!

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764/18 "2003-11-23T06:48:14Z")

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Mine was yesterday. Happy to us!

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764/19 "2003-11-23T07:17:28Z")

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Happy birthday!

And don’t forget - you can **still** say that you’re nearer 30 than 20 🙂

from someone who will, alas!, become nearer **60** than 20 in exactly one week:(

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**Author:** ![eli\_the\_fanatic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ccd318/32.png) [@eli\_the\_fanatic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eli_the_fanatic)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/214764/20 "2003-11-23T07:34:34Z")

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Mine is today. Well, it was yesterday, but I’m still up.

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