# Today is my birthday!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/50311>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 16, 2001, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/50311 "2001-01-16T13:12:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/50311/1 "2001-01-16T13:12:04Z")

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Yep. Today is the day. Why am I at work?

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**Author:** ![Commander\_Fortune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/50311/2 "2001-01-16T13:15:07Z")

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Happy birthday then. You’re at work because you forgot to ask for the day off?

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/50311/3 "2001-01-16T13:18:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pezpunk \*  
> \*\*Yep. Today is the day. Why am I at work? \*\*

You and me both, baby. Although, I’m in more of a “Whoopie. Ye-ha. Another Birthday.” mood.

If you’re still excited. You must be young. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/50311/4 "2001-01-16T13:24:43Z")

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I’d say Happy Bithday but if he cant read well whats the point?

Nice job with the naked writing though guy !!!

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**Author:** ![Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/50311/5 "2001-01-16T14:09:11Z")

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Happy Birthday **pez**! Hope you have a great year. Well, at least a good day at work.

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**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/50311/6 "2001-01-16T14:54:56Z")

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Happy Birthday. I hope it’s a good one.

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**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/50311/7 "2001-01-16T15:09:55Z")

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Happy B-Day **pezpunk**! If I weren’t so broke, I’d buy ya a Guinness…

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/50311/8 "2001-01-16T15:20:33Z")

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MMMMMMMMMMM

Happy Birthday to you  
Happy Birthday to you  
Happy Birthday dear **pezpunk**  
Happy Birthday to you  
_and many more_

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/50311/9 "2001-01-16T15:33:46Z")

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MMMMM BIRTHDAY GUINESS! I will have to hit someone up for that. Thanks for the birthday wishes guys and idiotboy I will definetly take today’s advice to heart… Or at least start wearing depends.

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**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/50311/10 "2001-01-16T15:42:43Z")

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Happy B-day, pezpunk.

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**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/50311/11 "2001-01-16T15:44:07Z")

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And Arden Ranger (sorry.)

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**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/50311/12 "2001-01-16T16:22:53Z")

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HBD, **pezpunk**

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/50311/13 "2001-01-16T18:11:34Z")

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Happy Birthday young one!

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/50311/14 "2001-01-16T18:35:43Z")

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Is 27 that young? I hope so because I am feeling kind of old.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/50311/15 "2001-01-16T18:39:22Z")

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Everybody feels old on their birthdays.  
You are young to me; I’m 42.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/50311/16 "2001-01-16T19:03:26Z")

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Is **this** the day you’re supposed to be rueing, **pezpunk**? 😃 😃 😃

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**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-my-birthday/50311/17 "2001-01-16T22:15:51Z")

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Happy birthday, **pezpunk**! 😃
