# TODAY IS not MY BIRTHDAY!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 5, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275 "2003-03-05T16:56:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275/1 "2003-03-05T16:56:56Z")
After reading [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=167238), I thought you should know. Today, March 5th is NOT my Birthday. I am NOT turning 27 today. But I will on May 11th. That is all. I jsut wanted to clear that up. Oh, and you are all wonderful people for not remembering my non birthday 😃 Now, with this notice if you goret my REAL one… well… hell, you are great people anyway. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275/2 "2003-03-05T17:03:16Z")
Well, congratu-non-lations then! ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275/3 "2003-03-05T17:05:51Z")
We should drink upon this fine occasion! 😃 Thanks 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275/4 "2003-03-05T17:07:14Z")
And I didn’t even not get you something! ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275/5 "2003-03-05T17:09:10Z")
So what did you get me then? Yay! Presents! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275/6 "2003-03-05T17:12:21Z")
And for the record, _I_ will _not_ be turning 34 on June 10. So mark your calendars. Happy ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275/7 "2003-03-05T17:33:26Z")
Happy un-birthday, bCanuck\*\*! ---
**Author:** ![TeleTronOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4af34b/32.png) [@TeleTronOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeleTronOne)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275/8 "2003-03-05T17:38:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > \*\*And for the record, _I_ will _not_ be turning 34 on June 10. > \*\* What a coincidence! **I’M** not turning 34 on June 10th, either! We could be twins! ---
**Author:** ![Stephi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stephi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephi)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275/9 "2003-03-05T18:36:10Z")
Well then, Happy Un-Birthday to you! Wow what a coincidence! March 12th is NOT my birthday! But I do have to take my cat in to the vet that day to get her spade. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275/10 "2003-03-05T18:40:15Z")
[Mad Hatter] A Very merry unbirthday to you, to you… [/Mad Hatter] ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275/11 "2003-03-05T18:48:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stephi \* > \*\*But I do have to take my cat in to the vet that day to get her spade. 🙂 \*\* What are you going to make her dig? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275/12 "2003-03-05T18:54:40Z")
Hey! It’s not _my_ birthday, either! What are the odds? ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275/13 "2003-03-05T18:57:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*What are you going to make her dig? 🙂 \*\* She’s going to dig out her uvula so she can’t reproduce.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275/14 "2003-03-05T18:57:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*What are you going to make her dig? 🙂 \*\* Wait, I know, I know! You’re going to make her dig a whole! 😃 OK, I’ll stop now. ---
**Author:** ![Stephi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stephi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephi)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275/15 "2003-03-05T18:59:46Z")
[Bob Barker] Help control the pet population! Spay or neuter your pets! [/Bob Barker] 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275/16 "2003-03-05T19:07:34Z")
March 5th isn’t my birthday either, and all of you forgot! I’m so hurt. ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275/17 "2003-03-05T20:42:03Z")
Let’s celebrate with beer! ---
**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275/18 "2003-03-05T20:53:23Z")
I won’t bake a cake for you guys if you don’t want to celebrate that you didn’t get any presents! ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275/19 "2003-03-06T02:45:30Z")
Sounds good 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LolaBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275/20 "2003-03-06T02:56:47Z")
If you DID get presents, hand 'em over, my birthday is coming up in 9 days. 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-my-birthday/159275.md?page=2)