# Today is not National Tell A Lie Day... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 4, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811 "2012-04-04T14:06:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811/1 "2012-04-04T14:06:10Z")
…and this is not the thread to tell a lie about yourself. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811/2 "2012-04-04T14:14:42Z")
I just wrestled an elephant to the ground and pulled its heart out with my bare nostrils. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811/3 "2012-04-04T14:18:58Z")
I am not the Most Interesting Woman In The World. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811/4 "2012-04-04T14:19:21Z")
I was molested by Eleanor Roosevelt. ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811/5 "2012-04-04T14:22:46Z")
No it isn’t! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811/6 "2012-04-04T14:22:56Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > I am not the Most Interesting Woman In The World. Liar. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811/7 "2012-04-04T14:24:20Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Liar. Remember, this is not the thread to tell a lie _about yourself_. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811/8 "2012-04-04T14:24:52Z")
Is that a lie? No matter…It’s another fantastic day at my wonderful workplace! I love it here! I wish I didn’t have any vacation so I spend more time at my desk! ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811/9 "2012-04-04T14:31:06Z")
I always lie. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811/10 "2012-04-04T14:36:58Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Remember, this is not the thread to tell a lie _about yourself_. Ah. Then is this the thread where I explain how much I admire and respect Sarah Palin? ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811/11 "2012-04-04T14:49:10Z")
I’m really looking forward to going to work today. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811/12 "2012-04-04T14:57:42Z")
OK I confess, I one of the winners of that big lotto jackpot. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811/13 "2012-04-04T15:05:04Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > …and this is not the thread to tell a lie about yourself. I wouldn’t know; I haven’t logged in to the Dope yet today. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811/14 "2012-04-04T16:57:20Z")
I didn’t call off work today and I’m definitely not contemplating sitting around with no pants on for the rest of the day. Not at all. ---
**Author:** ![FlyByNight512](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/82dd89/32.png) [@FlyByNight512](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyByNight512)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811/15 "2012-04-04T17:06:48Z")
I am not secretly a double agent. On the contrary, I’m quite open about it. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811/16 "2012-04-04T17:32:18Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Remember, this is not the thread to tell a lie _about yourself_. **Czarcasm** belongs to the **Preserves of the Month Club.** ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811/17 "2012-04-04T18:02:05Z")
I love cleaning for Passover, it’s my favorite thing to do. I love dealing with buggy software, too. Oh, and doing taxes is fun, too! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811/18 "2012-04-04T18:07:16Z")
My next post is a complete lie. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811/19 "2012-04-04T18:08:17Z")
My previous post was a complete lie. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811/20 "2012-04-04T18:21:34Z")
> [@rachelellogram](#): > > I didn’t call off work today and I’m definitely not contemplating sitting around with no pants on for the rest of the day. Not at all. I won’t be in my bunk. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-is-not-national-tell-a-lie-day/617811.md?page=2)