# Today, my water. Tomorrow, the world! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2005, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-my-water-tomorrow-the-world/306461 "2005-06-01T23:06:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-my-water-tomorrow-the-world/306461/101 "2005-06-07T15:05:07Z")
> [@Marlitharn](#): > > Make sure said bovine has never known love and give it a Michael Myers mask, and you’ve got a cherry scary fairy dairy-air. And if the bovine writes a newspaper column that loves fart jokes and flaming toasters, then you’ve got a very Berry cherry scary fairy dairy-air. ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-my-water-tomorrow-the-world/306461/102 "2005-06-07T20:37:17Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > I can sell you some bottled air. It’s from the French Alps. Heh. Would that be Perri-Air, by chance? ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-my-water-tomorrow-the-world/306461/103 "2005-06-07T20:39:14Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > And if the bovine writes a newspaper column that loves fart jokes and flaming toasters, then you’ve got a very Berry cherry scary fairy dairy-air. If the bovine voted a straight Democratic ticket at the last election, then it’s a very Kerry Berry cherry scary fairy dairy-air. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-my-water-tomorrow-the-world/306461/104 "2005-06-07T20:54:48Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > If the bovine voted a straight Democratic ticket at the last election, then it’s a very Kerry Berry cherry scary fairy dairy-air. Named Jerry. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-my-water-tomorrow-the-world/306461/105 "2005-06-07T21:05:37Z")
But if it is sad, then we have… nary a merry very Jerry Kerry Berry cherry scary fairy dairy-air. Next! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hoodoo\_Ulove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/58956e/32.png) [@Hoodoo\_Ulove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoodoo_Ulove)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-my-water-tomorrow-the-world/306461/106 "2005-06-07T21:18:01Z")
Oh, it’s sad all right. Neither **Silenus** , **danceswithcats** , or **CynicalGabe** can spell _Barry._ ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-my-water-tomorrow-the-world/306461/107 "2005-06-07T21:20:51Z")
We are wary of Barry. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-my-water-tomorrow-the-world/306461/108 "2005-06-07T22:36:41Z")
Baseball been barry barry good to me. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-my-water-tomorrow-the-world/306461/109 "2005-06-07T23:38:40Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > We are wary of Barry. I’m very wary of Barry, too-even though he claims that the bitch set him up. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-my-water-tomorrow-the-world/306461/110 "2005-06-07T23:46:06Z")
My opinion of Barry? Man, 'e low. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2005, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-my-water-tomorrow-the-world/306461/111 "2005-06-08T03:50:53Z")
The puns have run out of air. Perhaps we should have hoarded some. ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2005, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-my-water-tomorrow-the-world/306461/112 "2005-06-08T17:02:37Z")
Ya notice that “weary of Beary” doesn’t work the same way? Maybe it needs more air. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-my-water-tomorrow-the-world/306461/113 "2005-06-08T17:15:51Z")
All in good time… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2005, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-my-water-tomorrow-the-world/306461/114 "2005-06-08T20:45:39Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > That’s a good point. Personally, I hoard my light under a bushel. Well, then its lost something kinda crucial. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-my-water-tomorrow-the-world/306461.md?page=5)